The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

you: me, an intellectual

me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

admit it, you sang the sing in you head

In case anyone is wondering, 99% chance he is telling the Native guy that he is being honored, despite him saying that it isn’t honoring him in any way

Ten tickles..

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i ship me and money

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

Like taYLOR SWIFT.

touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler

everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things 

bringin this back

I’m getting “she’s pretty but I’m very gay” printed on a mug

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

this is legendary

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

This is an absolutely unbelievable demonstration of the behavior of different layers in Earth’s atmosphere. Look how the distant clouds move so different from the near clouds.

Hi guys, I hope you are all having a great afternoon. I don’t normally like asking people for money in real life which makes it 12 times harder to ask people I don’t know on the internet but I am desperate.

I live alone and am currently living paycheck to paycheck as my ex boyfriend completely emptied my bank account and took every single change I had left in my pocket. I currently have $2.75 to my name which is not enough for a bus ticket, making it hard for me to go to work. I am down to my last 2 eggs in the fridge and I don’t get my paycheck until next Friday which is 8 days from now.

I am just asking for any amount, just to please even so much as cover my bus tickets to go to work or buy a carton of eggs. Every cent helps, no matter how little or how big the donation is. And I can promise that as soon as I have money, may that be a week or a month from now, I will give back to people who are in need of big help.

Any help works. Even if you are unable to donate, reblogs are extremely helpful in hopes that someone out there sees this and has any change to spare.

Thank you so so so much for your time.

Danica

Kim Pastabowl

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location 

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG