WOTC shit the bed (again(again(again))),
because they can't help but commission AI art, which is now apparently being reworked because - rightly - everyone is very pissed about it.
so I made this, I have a feeling we'll get a lot of use out of it:
Never Ever Getting Rid Of Me (FNAF Daycare Attendant) fan animatic
Softwares used: Medibang Paint Pro and Kinemaster app
there's something compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.
also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.
"Brennan Lee Mulligan on puppet history!!!" "Lou Wilson on puppet history!!!" Yes, but have you considered Zac Oyama on puppet history???
I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
ABSOLUTELY one of my favourites.
Your roommate is so bad at pretending to be a human, you’ve started to just automatically back him up in public. Tonight he tells you how nice it is to know the only other alien in the city, and you have to break the bad news
They did NOT need to make pre-accident Brain THIS HOT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!!!
The things the recent Superman episode did right:
- Monsieur Mallah and the Brain: "okay, yes, we are mad scientists and maybe a little evil, but at least we're not cops/the military-industrial complex."
- Also them being gay and saying fuck this shit, we're going somewhere where we can be married mad scientists in peace.
- Jimmy KNEW ALL ALONG becuse of course he did, he's Clark's best friend! He's known him for years!
- Sam Lane being presented as this incredibly ruthless leader, but his body is just so dad. Look at him. He's just a dad. A dad who says things like "we will rip Superman from the sky and bury him."
Came back wrong this, came back monstrous that
What if they came back loving? What if they came back in love. What if the necromancy worked and you cheated death and it's everything you've ever wanted, but now they love you in a way they never did before and you cannot know if that is because they finally know the lengths you are willing to go for them, or because something in this deathless magic bound their soul to yours to guide them home and it left them no. choice.
I bring a sort of “let’s start killing each other” vibe to the timeloop that other people stuck in the timeloop don’t really like
Does It Know That The Universe Loves It? That The Universe Is Kind? - Submitted by @Boneasin
#F8F5E7 #F1266D #D30857 #2F0223 #953AE9 #C49BF9
You were sure your girlfriend knew your secret identity, so you were happy to flirt with her both in and out of costume. But today she confessed to cheating on you. With you.
"To be loved is to be changed," they say with an affectionate sigh, strapping wide-eyed Whumpee to the makeshift operating table in their basement.
my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party
UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect
this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”
fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image
so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…
and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.
How dare she! Truly evil.
The GF secretly wants someone to make *her* a friendship bracelet.
prideful whumpee who would do anything to hide their pain / what they saw as a sign of weakness from their friends.
- when they unconsciously gritted their teeth or held their breath, without being aware of their action, when a wave of pain hit? nice.
- when they said no when they were asked if they were in pain, only for the paleness of their skin and the layers of sweat on their forehead to betray them? cool.
- when they said they were fine only for them to fall to the ground once they stood up? lovely.
- when their stubborn ass finally accepted the help from caretaker and let caretaker carry them bridal style back to their bed? I’ll never get tired of this trope.
hey come here, listen to me for a sec-
the phrase "used to it" has me on my hands and knees. seriously, hear me out:
- Whumpee saying "I'm used to it" in response to caretaker's concerns, minimizing their trauma and genuinely believing it wasn't a big deal since they mostly put up with it
- "Why are you crying? You should be used to this by now."
- Whumper telling caretaker a recaptured whumpee is "used to it" - referring to how scared / obedient / resilient they are - and caretaker's blood boiling because of it
thank you for coming to my ted talk you may go now <3
