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Let's hate on Trumpets
And sing Disney songs
Because bass clarinets rule
Let's watch TLC
And partner dance together
"Do you even roll-step, brah?"
Can you sing in tune? (Not me)
So...I love marching band, bass clarinet (I March it. Come at me brah!) And music...and Disney. LETS BE FRIENDS!
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the hulk really slimmed down

is it worse if i saw this picture and thought it was shrek

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IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE SPED UP SONGS  BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL??

I FEEL LIKE IM ON A SUGAR RUSH BYE KIDS OFF TO RUN ACROSS THE PACIFIC

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famousrecord

YES THAT’S THE SPIRIT!

SHE MUST REALLY WANT TO DANCE LIKE UMA THURMAN BECAUSE HOLY SHIT

ISLEPTINLASTNIGHTSCLOTHESANDTOMORROWSDREAMSBUTEVERYTINGISNOTQUITEWHATITSEEMS

leafylester I thought this might interest u

IT SURE AS HELL DOES

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OH. MY. GOD. FALL OUT BOY BETTER TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL. BECAUSE IVE LOST ALL CONTROL. FUCK. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

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Name: Alexis Clement PhD Life 
Time and date: 8:45 PM Eastern Standard Time, April 4th,2015
 Average hours of sleep a night: 7-9 hours. I'm a good person Last thing I googled: What the prefex "di" stood for Nickname: Lex, Lexis, Lexington, Bass Clarinet Girl, Gay deceiver 
Birthday: May 24th 2001 Gender: VAGINA. Chick/Girl Sexual : BISEXUAL BITCH. FIGHT ME. Height: 5" FINALLY. FUCKING FINALLY. Favorite color: All of them. One place that makes me happy: Anywhere with snow that's me a suburb How many blankets do i sleep under: ALL OF THEM Favorite movie: Mulan. DISHONOR What I’m wearing right now: Weird black pants with FAKE POCKETS, Mulan shirt and a white beanie @alabaster_llama Last Book I Read: The Best of Me Nicholas Sparks 
Most Used Phrase(s): Phedopheliea for the win!! Let's make out. FIGHT ME BRAH 
First word that comes to mind: This (is that ice cold...*sings uptown funk* What I last said to a family member: Let's do that and then drink as much juice as possible 
Favorite drink: Ginger ale Favorite food: Mac&Cheese 
Last movie I watched in a theater: Melafacent Dream Vacation: Not in the US Dream Wedding: With somebody I want to spend the rest of my life with and IN THE FUCKING SNOW. I DONT REALLY GIVE A DAMN IF YOU FREEZE. BRING A COAT. Dream pet: Mustache fish 
Dream Job: Playing clarinet in the orchestra that makes the disney soundtracks or a music teacher. Or batman. Then I'll quit being batman and just be rich. I nominate minityleroakley akt2019 connorfranta

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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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Inventing your own 3D maneuvering gear.

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soupacool

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

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okay

today i wore a v-neck to school, something that is totally normal for 99% of the girls there, one of the girls in my french class was wearing one similar to mine in fact.

but my french teacher came up to me and told me that i was out of dress code and that i was asking for something to happen to me.

and all day long i had to slap guys who found it perfectly okay to grab them.

im a 32DDD, 5’1, and 115 pounds. due to this im known around the school as the walking boobs, the girl who grew in other places, and BITS. I constantly get called a whore and a tease. 

Girls are always accusing their boyfriends of sleeping with me.

and there have been times when i have had to tell teachers that my eyes are up here.

i grew boobs in the eighth grade, i was a DD then, and i cant tell you how many fights i got into with guys who thought it was alright to stick their faces in them. 

the point of all of this is that its bullshit. 

i should be able to wear a v neck to school without worrying about who is going to grab my boobs next, or who is going to throw a gum wrapper in them, or what girls are going to say next.

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submissivefeminist

Fuck that shit! I would report any teacher that needs to be reminded not to stare at your chest. That is not okay in any sense.

Also, I’d say screw slut-shaming, but this isn’t even a matter of dressing how one wants, but a matter of a woman’s natural state being the reason that men think it’s okay to sexual harass or assault her.

  • Large breasts are not an invitation.
  • Large breasts are not an invitation.
  • LARGE BREASTS ARE NOT AN INVITATION.

Are we clear?

xx SF

Reblog and Amplify.

I had to reblog this because she’s not even showing that much cleavage. But she’s totally right. Large breasts are NOT AN INVITATION.

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amusicstudentsthoughts

Please excuse me as I GO AND CRY IN THE CORNER

God help your poor soul

I am so sorry

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sass--master

GOD DAMNIT YOU POOR SOUL 

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amusicstudentsthoughts

I think Weber wrote this thinking “Hmm, now how can I compose music that will ruin someone’s life? OH I KNOW”

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stuckonhippy-hill

Two things: slow practice (with a metronome) and altered rhythms.

the first of four pages of hell

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amusicstudentsthoughts

JUST LOOKING AT THIS IS MAKING ME CRY

wHY DO YOU BRING THIS TORTURE UPON ME I AM DYING FROM SHEER TERROR AND THE CLEF CHANGES OH MY GOD I CANNOT POSSIBLY TAKE THIS ANYMORE THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

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xixi743

I just want me some hot cross buns now

Every time I see this I crack up omg so yes I will always reblog this