$$$

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude

me when i check in public if i really got my period

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

Time to break out the “Warner Brothers characters in hip hop outfits” sweatshirts.

whole world trash ima be at the crib

i’m having an out of body experience

all white men over 30 who stare at me in public owe me $100 per second

@ithotyouknew2

To be fair, most white men over 30 who stare at me for a prolonged period DO end up paying me