Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
Oh my GOD
[id: a reply by @/theuwuanimeblog that reads "*Points to the Devil in the church's glass to my sister* I think he shall make a fine groom for thee". End ID.]
smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks
I'm not saying Mat would willingly step into a mushroom circle
I'm saying Mat would see it, clock it as extremely suspicious, try to avoid it, then see a child almost step in and immediately fall in rescuing the child from it (while swearing the whole time that he won't do it).
eye-opening tumblr post for me included the words "people are meant to be burdens" as in humans rely on and support one another and it's not a bother it's our purpose; to love and be loved in return. so if you ever think you're being annoying just remember we were made to love and it's going to be okay
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
what blackout?
A lot of subreddits have privated in protest with Reddit API changes which would make Third-Party apps basically impossible to run and many bots unable to do bot things.
The confrontation between Reddit’s corporate management and its users and developers marks a turning point for the platform as it reportedly looks to go public later this year
[..] Critics of Reddit say the platform’s steep fees will kill off all third-party competition against Reddit’s proprietary app, which many users have derided as slow, buggy and inferior. They also fear the moves will decimate a volunteer community that relies on third-party tools to do the critical work of moderating Reddit forums — responsibility Reddit delegates to users of the site rather than to its own paid employees or to contractors, unlike some other large social networks.
[..] To a degree unlike Instagram or YouTube, Reddit owes its rise to the volunteer work of many of its users who bore the costs of developing features that the company did not see fit to invest in. In that respect, Reddit more closely resembles Wikipedia, the crowd-sourced digital encyclopedia whose volunteer editors are viewed as a vital resource.
Now, though, many users feel betrayed.
“If they’re going to start charging for API calls, [moderators] should start charging reddit for their time keeping the website functioning,” one user wrote. “This site ONLY functions on the backs of free labor from mods.”
Some have vowed to stop using Reddit, and others have suggested they may even scrub their entire account so that the company cannot monetize their historical activity.
“For a large number of Apollos users, it’s existence is the only reason we’re still using the platform,” another user wrote. “I’ve been here 15+ years, but have no intention of sticking around once Apollo goes dark.”
*makes direct eye contact with a Redditor in my enclosure and smiles*
I heard that ted cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the warm wet feeling down his leg
this is romance
Glad we're all in agreement
Anonymous asked:
How much time do you spend on Tumblr everyday?
come back with a warrant
It’s been literal years since I posted on this hellsite 🤷♀️ don’t mind me, currently purging my page of the cringe
Mongolian armour - Huyag.
Most armour was made of hardened leather and iron, laced together onto a fabric backing, sometimes silk.
“The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
The fact that you made this mathematically accurate made my tummy warm
This is my new answer whenever I’m asked why one should either (a) drop the outlier or (b) focus on the outlier to figure out WTF is going on there….
With a small correction - so far, 71 felonies to Trump (34 NY State felonies, 37 Federal) 1.54 felonies per presidential capita.
Niel Gaiman claims that since he is a part of the Writers Strike, he wasn't as involved in the promotional material as normal. You see the throughline here. Long arm of destial etc.
EVERYTHING HAPPENS THROUGH CASTIEL
“scratch a transphobe and a misogynist bleeds”
siobhan o'leary gives us a brilliant deconstruction of transphobia, and transmisogyny specifically
This is some scalding hot fucking tea and I’m here for it.
Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
Reading guide
- "Mr president" = me
- "The oval office" = my room
- "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect
Behind the scenes
This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard
dam timmy pickles goin to hell
1984
We will not be silenced
