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clay lives

@clay-lives

32 🌈 I post stuff I like. Ohio. he/him/his definitely nsfw
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Anonymous asked:

My car seat vibrates if you drift out of the lane without the signal on, found out I can cum from that 😏

can you imagine getting smushed into a paste on the 101 because some twink is too cheap to buy a vibrator and decided to merge into you

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"they/them pussy" "girl dick" "boy pussy"

guys can we people start referring to cis genitals like this too? how funny would it be to go "that girl pussy tho" "I love boy dick" or even

that she/her pussy

that he/him dick

is this funny or am I just being silly, wacky even

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

gold in them tags by @wizardworms

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I was going to school for physics therapy originally. I had wanted to help people with issues similar to what I went through with my back injury. Changed to computer science when all the doctors I worked for "joked" about being in debt for the rest of their lives

The Unknown Gay Bank Robbers

Starting in 1986 two men committed a string of 26 bank robberies, amassing over half a million dollars in stolen cash during their three-year spree. Their crime spree was one of violence intertwined with a tender romance.

The two men would walk into a bank at separate times, one a few minutes after the other, the second man would pull a gun and fire a single shot into the ceiling to attract the attention of all the tellers and customers. The first man would then take charge of the situation and order everyone down on the floor, keeping them all at gunpoint while the second went to the bank teller.

After they had got the cash they came for, they would share a quick but passionate kiss, pictured above, as what police and case experts believe was a final goodbye, just in case one was killed by the police during their getaway. They would always do this, with security cameras catching the intimate moment before the two ran, often hand in hand, from the building.

The lovers were never caught, it’s believed that the two of them either died in an unrelated crime or moved on to other things as the laws surrounding bank robberies changed and sentences became longer. If anyone has any information please contact the New Jersey police or your local police department.

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