if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart
I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
t-shirt that says DON'T UNTIE ME FROM THIS MAST UNTIL I'VE HEARD THE SIRENS
“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)
“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow
i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight
youtube to illuminated manuscript converter is down again
Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs
you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy
do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time
i think everyone needs to get into wildlife identification it's like a minigame for real life
