I didn’t like her - I didn’t like her, I couldn’t stand her I couldn’t stand her, I wouldn’t have her, I never knew her But now I do, and I could, and I would, and I know… She loves me!
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
I’ll miss your fond caress. But though they take you from me I’ll still possess.
truckhole-deactivated20181203
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
sourdoughnibblers
that was the devil
leethompkins-old-deactivated202
GET TO KNOW ME MEME | [ 2/5 ] movies: Wonder Woman ↳ I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.
anne shirley cuthbert ♦ i love looking out at the horizon and imagining all the other places there are in the world, and all the possibilities.
so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine
pwapboi
well this would have been useful last night
See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on
what a top notch addition to an already excellent post
smolstiel
are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night
You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew, you never knew.
You can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
wethinkwedream
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up
Stranger Things (2016–)
“Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world”
me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
renskywalker-deactivated2018010
i think i am princess leia and princess leia is me. it’s like a möbius strip-tease.
be careful with how much you tolerate. you are teaching them how to treat you
Okay, let’s look at the facts, shall we? The whole fake relationship was his idea, you came up with a no-kissing rule, you’re trying to break up with him, and you’re carb-loading with a gay man while he’s probably waiting in the hot tub. So I’d say if anyone stupidly fell for someone who doesn’t like them back,it’s not you. It’s Kavinsky.