Just want someone to build me a marital bed out of a live tree is that too much to ask
sure, you may be verified. you may be twice verified. but are you verified. in the eyes of the GODS?!?
cranky because you don’t have the blue orbs of fame aren’t you
no more citing sources using MLA or chicago style or any of those modern citation styles. from now on i will only be using the alexandrian footnote and citing my sources by saying "it is said..." and then claiming whatever the hell i want
[sumerianly] its cause youre always on that damn clay tablet
Sometimes a goddess just needs to separate from her husband use arcane earth magic pray to the titans down in tartarus and give parthenogenetic birth to a terrifying monster to COPE
btw you should make sure to spend the infinite cycle of life, death, and rebirth with a bestie. it’s called ouroboros not myoboros
pentheus really was like i saw the women of thebes at the bacchic rituals for dionysus....girl what were YOU doing at the bacchic rituals for dionysus
How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you
elephants just walked through my gotdamn garden....can't have shit in the alps
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hehe am I the only girl in your prophetic visions? ^_^
vote the epic of gilgameš for epic poem of the year at the mta (mesopotamian tablet awards)
listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them
modern cancel culture is nothing. back in my day we just exiled people
cant talk right now, doing hot girl shit (weaving a funeral shroud for my father and then undoing my weaving at night so my wretched suitors cannot demand my hand in marriage)
rolling this boulder up this hill as my eternal punishment, sure hope it doesn't roll back down the hill before i can reach the top
otium stroll in the morning i turn the forum urbisexual. tailored toga and cucci sandals. curls so flawless they make maecenas look bucolic. on the hunt for senatorial milfs
bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream