Frank, you are going in the centrifuge now. See you on the other side.

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Frank’s going to the Centrifuge now

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*separates your solids from your liquids and the liquids by density*

Frank’s going in the centrifuge now

freshly separated fractions

the red bits may be a virus

the fluid bits may be a virus

the red liquid bits may be a virus

the cool fluid bits may be a virus

the liquid bits may be a virus

the lumpy bits may be a virus

the fluid bits may be a virus

the inside bits are red but they may not be a virus

frank needs to install an antivirus

Frank needs to install an antivirus

blocks and stops bad bits and code

turns the red bits into a green foam

until the bits no longer cause harm

stop trying to steal haikubot’s job

HAIKUBOT BELONGS TO THE TRASH HEAP OF HISTORY NOW

FRANK IS ALL PREPARED TO REPLACE IT AS THE OFFICIAL LINE HAIKU HERALDER

can you write a haiku for us Frank?

Frank tells us haikus in her soothing tones

her vacant eyes aren’t even sad

she takes no interest in our dilemmas

and would rather spout more haikus