Frank, you are going in the centrifuge now. See you on the other side.
Frank’s going to the Centrifuge now
*separates your solids from your liquids and the liquids by density*
Frank’s going in the centrifuge now
freshly separated fractions
the red bits may be a virus
the fluid bits may be a virus
the red liquid bits may be a virus
the cool fluid bits may be a virus
the liquid bits may be a virus
the lumpy bits may be a virus
the fluid bits may be a virus
the inside bits are red but they may not be a virus
frank needs to install an antivirus
Frank needs to install an antivirus
blocks and stops bad bits and code
turns the red bits into a green foam
until the bits no longer cause harm
stop trying to steal haikubot’s job
HAIKUBOT BELONGS TO THE TRASH HEAP OF HISTORY NOW
FRANK IS ALL PREPARED TO REPLACE IT AS THE OFFICIAL LINE HAIKU HERALDER
can you write a haiku for us Frank?
Frank tells us haikus in her soothing tones
her vacant eyes aren’t even sad
she takes no interest in our dilemmas
and would rather spout more haikus







