The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever
“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier
“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go
netflix is CRAZY if they think i’m about to pay for my own account when i can just p*rate all their shit 😭
ASDFJDKSHSKS
Meanwhile, Brazil has a pretty robust consumer's defense public system called PROCON, which has already notified Netflix twice of potentially unlawful charges of login in multiple addresses, on grounds that (1) nowhere in the constitution says you can't have multiple addresses on your name, (2) nowhere in the constitution says you have to have a home (fixed address) in the first place and (3) the streaming service states that you can "watch wherever you want" (referring to the app on your cellphone), which leads the consumer to believe you can log on your profile wherever you want, thus being false advertising. PROCON is coming for Netflix's ass and I'm ALL for it
Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890
Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago
which zuko hairstyle is your fave? [id in alt]
LGBT activists and their supporters gather for the first-ever Pride parade in the central city of Plock, Poland, on Aug. 10, 2019. The parade comes as the country finds itself bitterly divided over the growing visibility of the LGBT community and as the government and the powerful Catholic church denounce gay rights as a threat to society. (AP Photo/Czarek Sokolowski)
what's really fucked up about society is that no one has ever once written a book or made a movie about close male relationships of any kind. men in media with other men have ONLY EVER historically fucked each other silly after saying "I'm in love with this man in a gay way" to the camera. and that's great! I loved the scene in the two towers when gimli blew legolas's back out. but I must defend the sacred rarity of platonic male relationships online.
for a bonus tag what country you’re from bc most of my schooling was in portables and I am not sure how common that is
What the hell? Did you guys all like live out in the wild or something?
Nah it’s just a lot of schools are poorly run/badly funded so they find it easier to get a trailer or old bud and fix it up to be a classroom (or some other school type room) than to try and fund the building of more rooms. And/or they get the temporary building while construction starts and then it doesn’t get finished
Your country seems... Depressing...
not just an american thing, this also happened to me~!
I'm Australian and this is very common here. In one of my primary schools, all of the classrooms were portables, and only the libraries and offices were permanent buildings.
Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.
Unless it's a slur! No one needs to see that.
If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.
okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don't just apply to the disabled... children don't need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??
but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?
Here's how it works when subtitles are done properly:
Audio: Let's BEEP go! Subtitle: Let's (censor tone) go!
Audio: Let's fucking go! Subtitle: Let's fucking go!
Removing swears and slurs from the subtitles without removing it from the audio is implying that deaf/HoH people need babying, unlike their hearing friends and family sitting right next to them. Which is frustrating.
The point of subtitles is to give the same experience to everyone watching, regardless of ability—not to be a more palatable version of what's being said.
the creators of Ted Lasso really said we’re going to make a football show using every rom-com trope and beat not about an actual romantic pairing but rather to tell a story about grown ups becoming better people through love, openness, mutual support, and therapy.
Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.
Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
this is one of my favorite posts
Britin + Start Of The Season vs. End Of The Season
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doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR
GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS
THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO
HOPEFULLY
myownlilfantac
We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.
thewalkingassbutt
maybe
tumblartifacts
7/22/2013
I love how wrong OP is too. Like, no, many of us are still here, there is no new generation, and to be honest a lot of you are still posting supernatural and MCR.
