Wowie

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

I am Chrissy Teigen all day every day.

“guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

are u kidding me

get cuck’d

i am hungry

thank you

zenyatta in concept is terrifying. he has achieved enlightenment in his 20s. he can see into peoples minds. he can float. he can whoop ur ass

if youre amish and youre readin this then you fucked up

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

QUEEN OF BLANKETS

Hey watch this: *uses my sticky ginger ale covered hands to crawl up the wall like a lizard*