I'm new here

for real.

He’s had a rough day

you missed the opportunity to say ‘ruff day’ instead and that is a sin that may never be forgiven

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

(trying to cheer you up) theres actually several castes of losers even below you. you cant fathom their misery

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

mysterious creature of uncertain origin

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

POV: You have a Minecraft server

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

Drift wood painted with the native color of the landscape

Luxurious Munsell Eyeshadow Palette for busy archaeologists who want to look modest but stylish, try now

I made this palette based on the above colors, if anyone is interested!

whenever my program freezes

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BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

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BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

why is this site trying to become twitter. why must everything i love die

(every CEO in the last 5 years for some reason) hmmm today i will catastrophically mismanage my company to the fullest most embarrassing extent imaginable

i couldn't think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

friends

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post