This was me the last time I was in Walmart

Reminder

All I want for Christmas is your nudes.

And throat hugs🤗

😂😂😂

The girl I’m on shift with tonight just told me that our other coworker(65f) has been confiding in her that she is recreationally shitting behind random buildings around town for fun.

Ain’t no way bruh

"here lie those who loved life and could not find a way to live it" x

I’m still thinking about that “is OSHA regulations Cop Behavior” post. Like. You know who thinks regulations are for losers? People who build submersibles out of logitech gamepads and rejected carbon fibre. People who trust starlink as their only surface lifeline.

Do you wanna be like the fine film on the floor of the Atlantic that was once a billionaire? Is that the hill you’re really gonna die on?

We have an expression in my field- “Regulations Are Written In Blood”

People don’t have fucking safety standards as a power trip, we have them because somewhere in the past, NOT having those regulations killed or maimed someone.

A lot of laws out there are bullshit- safety regulations sure as fuck aren’t. I have the literal scars to prove it.

Please please please remember that bosses and CEOs hate safety regulations.

Doing things safely cuts into their profits and lets workers survive long enough to learn.

If you're ever irritated at how long it takes to be safe?

Remember your bosses hate it twice as much!

Then be even safer.

Safety regulations are there because businesses see workers as expendable.

Safety regulations are there because businesses see workers as expendable.

OSHA is the opposite of Police as OSHA will actually keep you safe.

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000), dir. Ron Howard

a lot of you need to be a lot more chill about cishet passing people and couples still being part of the queer community

its happened to a friend recently and ive seen plenty of people including streamers/youtubers etc have the same thing happen over and over again, where they put the LGBT label on their streams or a pride flag in their bio and then they get people demanding to know every detail of their identity.

if you see a guy online with his girlfriend and he has a pride flag in his bio and your first reaction is to question whether hes even allowed to put that there, log off. the guy could be bi, could be trans, could be nb, could be literally any queer identity at all and it doesnt matter. its none of your fucking business. he could also just be an ally showing support, its none. of your. business.

you are not the queer police and it is not your job to make sure everyone in the queer community has the properly documented justification for being part of it. touch grass. you need to be normal about not knowing everyones labels and identities and about people keeping those private.

cishet passing people have always existed and will always exist within the queer community, they are our family and belong with us.

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

It’s about that time lol

Ayo Edebiri as SYDNEY ADAMU THE BEAR — 2.03: Sundae

Rafael the racist Immigrant, hater of progress.

The person that wrote this headline should win a national award in journalism. I’m not joking at all, I’m dead serious.