Shamshmortion

GET IT WHITE BOY

it’s white boy wednesday

I feel it… Literally…

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

goodnight lads let’s take it from the top tomorrow

@tvteller42

why is this so relatable

By PBF Comics

Let’s have a parked car conversation on a rainy night

“Sweet display of affection“ 

(via)

Animals’ front legs aren’t legs. They aren’t connected to hips, they’re shoulder blades. They are arms.

every single tiktok is too long. if you think i’m waiting more than 7 seconds for a punchline, you’re out of your fucking mind. vine destroyed the part of my brain that could do that.

Personally, I do not much care for the evil wizard who put a curse on me so that if I ever get a good night's sleep I will wake up the next day with severe hay fever