Shamshmortion
GET IT WHITE BOY
it’s white boy wednesday

I feel it… Literally…
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM
idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror
Free them
subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
goodnight lads let’s take it from the top tomorrow
why is this so relatable
Let’s have a parked car conversation on a rainy night
Animals’ front legs aren’t legs. They aren’t connected to hips, they’re shoulder blades. They are arms.
every single tiktok is too long. if you think i’m waiting more than 7 seconds for a punchline, you’re out of your fucking mind. vine destroyed the part of my brain that could do that.
Personally, I do not much care for the evil wizard who put a curse on me so that if I ever get a good night's sleep I will wake up the next day with severe hay fever



