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I Gave Up In 2016

@clarinnat

I’m 22 so shut the fuck up
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they’re using science barely known to man to keep this child eight years old for as long as possible. and they’re not even trying to hide it. look at him

this is actually one of the saddest images i’ve ever seen

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hungwy

unfortunately restricted to rotating the diamond in order to glint a couple facets at a time in the spotlight of the mind rather than completely illuminating the diamond and all its faces within the shining spherical mirror of all-knowing

skill issue or no

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best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

It does work! I like when people do that because not only am I reassured that they're not mad, I get to respond, "Yes! I did it! You have uncovered my sinister centuries-long plan!" etc.

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redbuddi

Hated Pizza Hut so I got hired at GameStop. This job also sucks but there are advantages (I'm hiding all the copies of Hogwarts Legacy behind copies of Gollum)

Doing gods work

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#Flintstones #meme

#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

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I’ve been saying for years that in the United States there are two perspectives on healthcare and ONLY two: you either believe healthcare is a right for everyone or you believe it’s a privilege for those who can afford it. There is literally no in between. And I’m using “literally” correctly.

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mega-taiga

i accidentally summoned a warden so i left this cave but the reverb mod im playing with makes it so you can still hear the warden's heartbeat even from the surface (we're over 200 blocks above it) which is ... kinda terrifying

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ovur

I fucking hate Jerry the mouse. Leave. Tom. ALONE.

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smol-robo

Who causes more damage tom or jerry?

Who is in who's house? Who is not meant to be there..?