Claracaboozle

for the record I think wind turbines are beautiful and are not a stain on any landscape and the sounds they make are beautiful and whenever I see one I am filled with love for human innovation and hope for the future of clean energy and if they needed to be built close to my house I would go YAYY ^_^ WAHOO ^_^ WIND TURBINE!!

they are like angels to me

Listen.

LISTEN.

ALL installations to create electric energy are visible. Nuclear power plants are visible. Coal power plants are visible. The mines that feed them are visible (and awful).

It's not a question of "do you want to see wind turbines or do you want to see nothing?", the question is "do you want to see wind turbines or see a nuclear power plant?"

And the answer to that is FUCKING EASY.

I’ve only seen them once, on a road trip to Eastern Washington state, and they were magnificent. Just a huge forest of these great mechanical beasts in the desert, miles and miles of them.

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"

I am literally throwing you into a volcano

Warlock concept: A warlock multiclassing as warlock.

Two separate patrons, two separate pact boons.

Level 7 warlock multiclass: Warlock 4/Warlock 3.

Celestial/Fiend.

just this. constantly.

if you bribe the DM, go Pact of the Chain for both and literally have an angel and a devil on your shoulders 100% of the time.

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play d&d

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

@takemetoturch

My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......

https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech

*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!

"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop

It would also probably have leeches in it.

I think Ryan Gosling and Daniel Craig are both evidence that if you do enough serious films the second you’re free to just be the silly guy you are on the inside you can’t help but commit 120% to the bit

Gerenuk (Litocranius walleri)

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

Checking how far away this bar is from my house, and I notice that Google maps has a time for public transit. And I'm like ".....I like in the Texan suburban hellscape. WHAT public transit?"

Oh.

Walking.

The Ballet Rehearsal on Stage, Edgar Degas 1874

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

Undulatus Asperitas clouds seen over New Hampshire (2023)

hey, uh. what the shit

@saint-batrick

Leopardy!

So? #girlboss

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

but like in actuality man. you know the rohirrim folk/folk punk/folk rock scene is just insane. killing it out there

you just KNOW that when gimli settles aglarond the crossover between the ereborean metal scene and the rohirric folk scene will create some of the best folk metal known to middle earth

some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women