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Ex-academic, 34, she/her. I blog about:

The big news in my little horror movie game is that they're bringing Nic Cage to it. Like not Nic Cage from Face Off or Nic Cage from Wicker Man, actor Nic Cage is just gonna be in this pvp video game as a playable survivor character getting chainsawed by Leatherface and tbagging Pyramidhead or whatever. Anyways he gets added to the player test build in like 15 minutes so I'm happy I'm unemployed.