what do you want!!!!!!!!

when brains r like "today i will not brain" my brother in christ you are a brain

this went from 13K to 15K in two days flat, is everybody... okay?

"DILF", a word which here means "the only male character with a speaking role in this piece of media who's actually old enough for me to be horny for him".

#is he really a smoking hot daddy or is he just the only dude who's visibly over 30?

He's 28, but he has a goatée

[Your vagina is average]

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

I regret to inform several people in the notes that grink doesn't mean grinch twink

also i’m not sure calling children demons and goblins is gonna convince people you’re an intelligent adult making a level headed and rational statement it kind of just makes you sound like an immature edgy teenager

“calling children cruel dehumanizing names is the only way i’ll convince other adults that my decision not to have children is a mature one that i’ve carefully considered” are you sure bc you don’t sound mature when you say that

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

THE CREATOR OF ANNOYING ORANGE IS TRANSGENDER

important note bc im already seeing people in the notes misgender by accident: they use they/them!

Be thankful for the guys and gals that deliver our mail

Thank you too to ALL unionized and non-unionized parcel deliver workers this holiday season.

christmas in less than a week no snow temperatures regularly hitting above 50°. IN MASSACHUSETTS

pisses me off so much when people bring this up and then are like “well i’m not complaining because i hate the cold!!!!” okay well you are in one of the Supposed to be cold states. Where the cold is supposed to happen. are you not worried

what do red pandas even do

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

does this answer your question

Stairs with gaps you can see through, my detested

If you bring me somewhere and the stairs look like this, just know I'm having the worst time of my life as I very slowly go up these

Kelp Cathedral

we could be weird together btw if you even care

You deserve rest. You deserve a break. A day off. Hollidays. Weekends. An hour to yourself. Cozy evenings. Life is not about only being productive.