it is fucking terrifying seeing a post you made like 0.2 seconds ago, and just refreshing it again and again and seeing it go up like 10 likes every second. less than a second even
I command you all, make this go up
more
MORE
I am like a wizard casting fucked up spells
Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY
it is fucking terrifying seeing a post you made like 0.2 seconds ago, and just refreshing it again and again and seeing it go up like 10 likes every second. less than a second even
I command you all, make this go up
pukicho can you tell me a riddle
what's green, round, and filled with it
cock and balls !!
It was grooby !
The /gardening subreddit is actually full of hippie anti-plastic anti-lawn freaks (affectionate) and I find it enjoyable and I saw a nine-word horror story I thought tumblr would enjoy
The emotion in this photo
Why what’s wrong with mint?
Not sure if you found your answer in the other replogs but basically it spreads like crazy and starts smelling really badly until you finally manage to get rid of it?
Honestly I'm not a gardener but I would love to garden in the future so I've been picking up some stuff from the internet so hope this helps!
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
It has 3 million notes
Oh my god
This is so old
How did I find it
Oh 2013….
Finally, it is my time to witness this icon as well
Always reblogging
An ancient boi
This is a relic
This gives me a strange feeling i cant describe, I cant believe i got to witness this on my dash
Always reblog this relic…
Holy wow, this is a relic😂😂
Reblog!!
@reincarnatedsoul a relic!
Must reblog, must relive!
I feel like I’ve been given a glimpse into the Olden Days
cannot believe this ancient relic just appeared on my dash
i whisper-screamed omgggg
Everyone will knows the code tho even tho is so old that’s te amazing part
Are we still doing it though? Because I will
I can’t believe I’ve found this. I’ve only seen this in screenshots.
be still my beating heart
This is beautiful
I have once again discovered the ancient artifact!
o h
m y
g o d
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Have you heard of the ship of Theseus?
Oh hey its the thing!
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS! RUSSIA HAS BLOWN UP THE KHAKIBKA HYDROELECTROSTATION DAM AND IS FLOODING COUNTLESS UKRAINIAN TOWNS AND VILLAGES! THIS IS THE BIGGEST ECOLOGICAL CATASTROPHE IN EUROPE SINCE CHORNOBYL! Post written and provided by @ohsalome: Now, the situation is desperate. I know I've bothered you with donations recently, but this is a time-sensitive matter. I've collected several organisations that are currently helping to evacuate people from the territory that is/will be soon flooded. Please, please, send them any cent you can and signal boost this, the things are really BAD and we need as much help as we can get: Vostok SOS helps people evacuate from dangerous territories, since the beginning of the war they've already helped 46 000 people. Elderly and disabled people are of an extra need of assistance. Helping to leave is another organization that has been helping evacuate people from occupied territories, and is currently gathering funds to help people in Kherson region.
PEOPLE ARE DROWNING, THE ECOLOGICAL SYSTEMS ARE BEING WIPED OUT! THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST FERTILE SOIL ON THE EARTH, WHICH HAS BEEN GROWING GRAIN FOR EXPORT TO HUNDEREDS OF COUNTRIES, INCLUDING THE ONES MOST DEPENDANT ON FOREIGN EXPORTS!
Here you can also donate to the Firefighters foundation that works directly with The State Emergency Service of Ukraine. They're collecting money to buy a lot of motor pumps tu pump the water from flooded areas.
There's also this link from UAanimals fundraising money to save animals affected by flooding. This is a trusted source, please donate.
remember that any donation matters
Didn't see this one so I'm adding it to your collection:
I woke up only to realise I don't remember anything or anyone? I was really scared and crying but I guess my mom thought I was just being a cranky child lol. I did figure out that my mother was my mother pretty fast tho so even three yo me was pretty smart I guess.
✧
➸ “This is a sentence.”
➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.
➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”
➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”
➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”
➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”
➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.
“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.
“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”
➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”
➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”
However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!
➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.
If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)
➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“
“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.
➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.
➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”
➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.
“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”
➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.
“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”
Just want everyone to know that I just wrote "he felt a little kid" instead of "he felt like a little kid" and google had to correct me before I noticed.........I changed genre with one sentence *sigh*
“But I wanted it blue!” “Now, dear, we decided pink was her color” “YOU decided!”
This is my favourite gifset of all time
*claps forever*
ohmygosh this is too cool
…I didn’t reblog this. Nor was it in my queue. In fact, looking at the original time stamps, I think this was the first post I ever reblogged onto this account…
Wtf??
[ID: the "Buggs Bunny in a tuxedo" meme, three times.
The first one says: "I wish all Muslims a very Ramadan Mubarak"
The second one says: "I wish all Jewish people a very Sameach Pesach"
The third one says: "I wish all Christians a very Happy Easter". /end ID].
Can I just add...Egptian easter(Sham el naseem) is this monday.
I haven't been alive for long but "western" easter and "Egyptian" easter have never been this close(for the years I walked this Earth at least)
Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.
Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
