Madame Onassis got nothing on you

Me, an unmarried man who has never had a girlfriend, while listening to soul music: “… I miss my ex wife……..“

let them dance

Let them dance for mantine

this isn’t even the best part of this scene

she was telling them team skull members are banned from mantine surfing, because they keep trying to dance while surfing and falling off

not because they’re part of a group of pokemon thieves or anything, just because they’re that bad at surfing and people are tired of having to rescue them

correct me if i’m wrong but

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

Moments before death.

when I first saw this I started crying for some reason like it just feels so kind and peaceful

goku get em attitude

innocence

put the crystals away everyone, jamie has a better solution

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

this sounds oddly plausible

a good doctor will pester the insurance company on your behalf. a couple times in my Back Pain Odyssey my insurance noped out on a procedure, and my doctor called them up and was like “no, really” and they gave in.

so if your insurance is in the habit of going “you don’t actually need TWO months of physical therapy, just walk it off,” tell the doctor who ordered it, and they may very well volunteer to, or agree to, call up the insurance people and go “simon says pay for the fucking therapy.”

For all my peeps out there fighting the good fight against Big Pharma Bureaucratic Bullshit.

the greek god who got kicked out 4 having a giant boner

Priapus?

lmao this dude cursed to just constantly have a huge erection

in mythology he also uses his enormous penis to threaten sodomy against thieves. in that context the following saying is attributed to him: “If I do seize you, you shall be so stretched that you will think your anus never had any wrinkles.”

Reminds me of this classic.

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

funniest meme this year is giving doge the conscience of an adult man and torturing him

Marty Robbins - Big Iron

everyone shut up and listen to big iron

@sublimeslimecrime

Your character has a “Portable Hole”. Or, as others insist on calling it, a “Sledgehammer”.

me being forced to see post after post of Doge being abused by some witch who’s cursed him to experience every dangerous and critical event that’s happened throughout history while keeping him from seeing his children, knowing full well there’s nothing I can do to help him: