what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

AMAZING

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

ways to make ur bed comfy

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

Things I am good at:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt

The only thing I’ll be kissing on new years is this hell year goodbye

fucking mood

FRIEND SIGHTED NYOOOOOM

HOLY FUCK THIS IS SOOOO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOSG

i’m coping with possibly saying something dumb when i was drunk by drinking

the whole “college students are poor and eat nothing but ramen noodles” thing is really hilarious until you’re actually in college living off ramen and then someone makes you a homecooked meal just out of the blue and you bust into tears because you didnt even realize how much you missed that kind of thing

Why can’t I fucking move on?! I’m still living in the past and keep thinking about these memories. PLEASE LET ME MOVE ON

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.