My boyfriend just moved my hair out of my face and tucked it behind my ear and then said to me “I look better than you”

me: *holding a gun to donald ducks head* heal me you stupid bitch

without playing kingdom hearts this post just looks like donald duck is my therapist and i’m fed up with the coping mechanisms he’s teaching me

do u vow to eat my ass, my whole ass, and nothing but my ass

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

FINALS SOON REBLOG FOR GOOD LUCK

Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.

via 10/10

Carbonated pussy

The Lion King (1994) dir. Roger Allers & Rob Minkoff

taken literally 1 minute apart

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

Me

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

bro but in a flirty way