A little bi-derman for bi visibility day. Happy bi visibility day guys!

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

The Three Graces from Primavera, Sandro Botticelli

Medium: tempera,panel

https://www.wikiart.org/en/sandro-botticelli/sandro-botticelli-three-graces-in-primavera-1-1487

In 7th grade our teacher made us submit an essay into a competition sponsored by a drug-free campaign. The essay basically had to be about how drugs are bad and our pledge to never do drugs. My friend won first place out of the entire district and the reward was a check for $40 to be used towards college. The check was written so that it couldn’t be redeemed until 2017 (the year we graduated) and my friend just now cashed it. She then proceeded to buy 7 grams of weed with her drug-free essay prize money.

now that is big dick energy

Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell

Wholesome and true

i trust that man

sufjan stevens

until we start saying “adult male pedophilia” instead of “child sex trafficing” it will never stop

until we start saying “extreme male violence against their partners” instead of “domestic violence” it will continue to go on unchecked

how about we talk about “young males refusing to take responsibility for contraception” instead of “teen girls pregnancy”

these things dont randomly “happen”. they are done to victims by men. address who is doing it if you want it to stop.

if you have a car crash and the other driver was at fault you dont blame your own car. put the responsibility where it truly should be.

no more lies by omission

This isn’t even satire anymore

Shipping is so weird. Like i’m in love. With their love.

THE BEST GIF USAGE

@spongebobafettywap

Watch out guys they’re probably gonna destroy our dimmension

gay culture is never having a date to the dance

gay culture is never having a date

Me in every conversation

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

my dad: there is no way in hell you are going

me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken

THE PLOT THICKENS

my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me

straight boys that make homoerotic jokes piss me off it’s like do you want a blowjob or no