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time is pasta

@citrusgut

I'm here to be girly-pop funsies

How did you make bone dolls

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I used to tie them up with twine and hot glue, and decorated them with spare scrapes of cloth, paint, and beads

They didn't look pretty but I loved em, tho they did look better once I started to designed clothes for them

Sadly they were thrown away last spring when my brother was helpin' me clean

you cannot all have been weird little girls btw. I know some of you were mostly normal and are just clout chasing

"I made 'potions' out of mud and leaves in the back yard, tee hee"

okay Sandra, you and everyone else. I'm going to need to hear some freakish shit from you immediately or you're out of the club

I love each and every one of you and I am making you all cups of your beverage of choice. okay. we would have been great friends in elementary school. but some of your tags are kind of proving my point.

"I pretended to be [animal] with my friends" “I ran on all fours” "I ate [non-edible substance]" “I collected [substance readily available outdoors]” "I thought I had [superpower]" “I had tea parties with [entity incapable of drinking tea]” “I pretended to be [creature that I am not]” “I made ‘potions’ out of [substance that can be readily found outdoors]”

these are all intensely common things for children to do. this is just having an imagination. this is simply being a child. now I call top bunk (I like climbing the ladder) and do you want to braid each other’s hair.

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If it helps I collected bones and made dolls with them and named them after names I found in the Bible and my older sisters demonology book

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we feminized your hero. yeah, put him in a skirt and sandals. we also gave him a new arm with long nails. don't worry he's fine with it. he seems to like it actually

I was trapped in an abandoned underground amusement park/mansion. I had to collect little purple seashells to pay to leave, but then I met Santa Claus and he gave me vaguely helpful advice. He was living in a shed.

Our boomer trait is gonna be that we cannot recognise deep fakes or AI, I'm calling it. We're going to be like "wow did you see this???" And our grandkids are going to look at the 12 second hologram we show them, shrug and be like: "blinks are too regular."

I'm going to be chewing out some kid for being rude to a customer service employee on a call and they'll be like: "they weren't breathing"

"why are you always wearing that ugly coca-cola sweatshirt, you have so many nice clothes" - "Nestlé sold our teachers' code to CocAmaColaZom and now we can shadow-prompt their AI into giving us better grades"

"...but your maths teacher seemed so weird and incompetent, I was sure she was human :("