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Reblog if you understand and have felt the pain of your glasses never being clean no matter how many times you wipe them

ohh you think dante's inferno is "basically fanfic"? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare

she's not wrong

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

#原神 | Sheya

conductor pose studies ft. arlecchino (refs below!)

She is a girlfailure, she's so cringe, she would stab me in the back, she would sell my soul for a corn ship, she has comitted so many crimes, she has killed people, she pouting, she's adorable, she's a brat, she's my new favorite character.

real

honestly

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

you can INCREASE your PLAYTIME by being a BAD GAMER

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

Whenever a man starts boasting about being stronger than women, I've seen people say that "gorilla's could kill a man in a second" and that's true, but I think it'd be insanely funnier to bring up the fact that a dog could absolutely kill you if it wanted. We've all heard stories about big dogs who have killed their owners. The average man would at least be in for an overnight stay in the hospital if a particularly aggrieved dog decided to attack him.

This reminds me of something I saw a long time ago where someone was like "it's so stupid whenever a vampire says 'I could kill you if I wanted' because it's like?? So could a human? If a human lover wanted to kill me, they very much so could. Fuck, even a particularly determined duck could kill me."

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

io che nonostante sia atea dica “grazie agli dei” e simili perché si io non credo in niente ma miliardi di persone hanno religioni e dei differenti ed io non voglio far sentire escluso nessuno

im frankly lucky the above reblog is about how theyre an atheist because there is nothing more terrifying than saying something slightly blasphemous and seeing a paragraph of italian in your replies