my favourite part of the new undertale dlc is when we get Kris’ pronouns!
my second favourite part is every moment Susie is in frame,
Happy 612, here’s the first thing Karkat ever said according to Wikipedia.
vampirejuice-deactivated2019112
Micheal with a B is the best vine to ever be created and you can not tell me otherwise.
awfulpigeon
The timing, the script, the joke is masterfully constructed, there is literally no vine that can top this.
feetdavidson
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
discoursethot
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
truereset-deactivated20190602
frisk undertale with an important message!
I love how in FMA, you have all these longstanding friendships/partnerships with romantic undertones as most of the love stories.
And then there’s Al and Mei. Al meets Mei, and she instantly gets these incredibly unrealistic expectations of how manly and gentlemanly and perfect Al is. And, normally, a show would have her learn he’s not all that. But instead FMA has Al proceed to prove every single one of her expectations right and the fantasy is never broken for a second.
What a fucking stud.
@netlexia we were so closed that we were about to leave the store when a customer came through drive. She sat at the window FOREVER even after we turned off the lights. Then she went around to the front, saw that we were inside, and came back in drive to honk at us We clocked out and left and she was still there lmao
Customers really aren’t aware of how they act huh?
a game can have six racist stereotypes in it and white ppl are still acting like it’s the most progressive thing in the world and that we’re just complaining and don’t really want representation if you ignore racism in a game or any form of media and act like it’s perfect it’s clear you only care abt representation for ppl who look like you
playing undertale again, it’s been real nice ♡
please reblog, do not steal or repost my art.
Taste closed
Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)
so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas
it has all my favorite KH characters!
such as
Sora
Maybe-Possibly-Cloud
This Guy
My Neighbor Totoro
Unfortunate Kairi
This Other Guy
Mansex
Soraruto(¿?¿)
And of course my most favorite
HECKIN’
GOSH DAMN
V E G E T A
Things that happened during my last shift of the year
-coworker got into a fistfight in the parking lot
-someone screaming in the bathroom
-later found three blunts in that bathroom
-headsets crashed and we had to close down the drive thru
-someone called the cops on us for closing the drive thru
I wish I was making this shit up
Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?