Especially whenever it’s with a black woman

I’m just blown away by the cinematography

“HOW DARE SHE!!”🤣

Tumblr HQ, apparently.

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

who remembers static shock?

Girls be so pretty what the fuck

sloppy creampie

same energy

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

Red Table Talk

Will Smith: “You know why I never got a divorce?”

Jada: “It’s cheaper to keep me.”

[everyone laughs]

Will: “‘Cause I’ve never met anybody like you, and I knew if I wasn’t with you, I’d be searching in vain for the rest of my life.”

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

not risking shitttt

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

what was his name

oh no

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

Oh

Oh dear.

It can’t be that bad.

Okay it was that bad

*me after looking up the name of H.P. Lovecraft’s cat*

HE NAMED HIS CAT WHAT

*looks up name of cat*

C'mon now

Firstly, wtf.

Secondly, who is this person?

i love it when girls call me diddy

diddy you mean daddy

no i didnt

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better