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@cinni-monbear

This is my little corner of Tumblr where I post the things and stuffs that I like. Feel free to frolic in my Twisted Wonderland!
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the-man-who-sold-za-warudo

I've been reblogging anime girls for over 10 years on tumblr

As a veteran of the meme war, internet censorship civil war and the tumblr purge.. I feel no matter how much things change, no matter how bad the world gets. Anime girls will always reign supreme. Even if modern society is wiped out. There will be cave paintings of Miku and cat girls. You cannot kill a dream. And there is no better dream than lewd pointy elf ears and affectionate cat girls with fat fucking thighs and heart eyes. That overwhelming big love energy that anime girls give when the whole world has failed us. The noblest of dreams.

Never stop dreaming friends.

cinni-monbear
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petitprincess1

"Do not talk about my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!"

"YES I AM!"

"Oh, I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person."

Amazing how quickly silenced she was, despite putting off an air of not caring.

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toastpotent

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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jakemorph

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

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toastpotent

it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT

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iamoutofideas

you peed on it

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iamoutofideas

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

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toastpotent

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

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dissonancedev

Fanart of ADA by @hushabyevalley

This one took me forever and I learned so much along the way. First time using 3dcoat, first time making blend shapes, first time using spline IK, first time using vertex colors in a shader. I’m super happy with how it turned out.

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HuniePop Sentence Starters for all you sinners.

  • “Wow, okay. Could I get you to maybe take it down a notch? I’m right here.”
  • “Chill out for a second. You’ll be glad I showed up.”
  • “Oh my God, it’s worse than I thought, isn’t it?”
  • “I’d KILL to have tits like that!”
  • “Try not to be an ass for like…five minutes.”
  • “Thanks for the sex, homie!”
  • “It feels like I haven’t eaten anything in like a hundred and fifty years.”
  • "Is it weird that I like veggies so much?”
  • “What’s shakin’, bacon?”
  • “Oh my God, I could kiss you!”
  • “This is romantic as shit. Are you trying to seduce me?”
  • “That was a pussy drink! Hit me with something stronger!”
  • “What’s wrong? Seems like something’s bothering you.”
  • “Ohhhh, come on! Just try it on. It’s going to look sooooo cute.”
  • “You can’t keep all that boob to yourself, hun. It’s not fair to the rest of the world.”
  • “What’s cooking, good-looking?”
  • “You really are something else. You know that?”
  • “I have got to get something inside me. Food, I mean.”
  • “Let’s go win some stupid shit.”
  • “Can’t you just, like, chill out for once and, I don’t know, have fun?”
  • “What’s wrong!? Did I hurt your whore feelings?”
  • “Uhh, could you move please? You’re kind of in my way.”
  • “That’s fucking disgusting.”
  • “Okay, I’m here. So now what?”
  • “I literally cannot remember my name right now.” 
  • “Forgive me for saying this…but your body is straight bangin’.”
  • “Weakness? I’ve never heard of such a thing!”
  • “Fuck these birds, am I right?”
  • “Isn’t it funny how life is pointless and nothing matters?”
  • “That is a supremely nice set of tits. Ten outta ten!”
  • “What should we do about the fact that we’re desperately attracted to each other?”
  • “I just do whatever the magic fairy that follows me around tells me.”
  • “I need to pick up some condoms for our date tonight.”
  • “You look like you’d rather be anywhere else.”
  • “Flat chested girls make me sad.”