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cucumber quest is dead and so is my brain

@cinnamonweirdo

Welcome to whatever this is going to be. I'll cut to the chase, most of this stuff is just going to be random reblogs about basically anything funny or stuff that I just want to get out and off my chest, so while you're here, my best advice is, don't take anything too seriously. My avatar and header images are little sketches from stories of mine. I also have a pintrest, the board name of which is quite literally "just everything i guess." If I had to say what my biggest fandoms are, I'd have to say MCR, Homestuck, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Office, OFF, Monster Prom, and HIMYM. @skeptical-believer and @wooflesthatwoof are my squad members, screw with them and thoust shall suffer the consequences.

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

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Done and done!

Do it, i fucking dare you.

Don’t reblog. That’s fine.

B o o m e r .

do it

if i was a popular game developer and speedrunners discovered a glitch or design flaw that allowed them to complete the game twice as fast i would simply keep it in for them instead of patching it out. rip to anyone who isn't shovel knight or celeste but we're different

i realy don't like unmasked versions of plague knight because they make them look like a greasy slime man who stans joker. to me, that mask IS his face yall

the only "unmasked" interpretation of plague knight i'm allowing is that underneath his mask is just another, smaller mask

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator 

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

Wizard femme

PERFECT

cramped pansexual

Steampunk Queen

Butch Gay Goth

That would’ve fit me last year lmao

ghoul lesbian

@remusthedukeofdeodorant let’s make this a tag game

Yes and I am

Zombified Bisexual

This is exactly me when I don’t have any iced coffee

@sporkklesofficialblogthing new tag game by me and other me

WIZARD BISEXUAL OUT HERE-

@thatoddhuman New tag game get it while it’s hot

Social anxiety aesthetic gay

Sure, why not

FIXED IT

Mysterious warrior gay

Fruit bat lesbian astronaut… I mean sure

unscrupulous big homo

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fatherly queer

Hit the nail on the head

Undead punk queen

I’m flattered

Noir Butch

That sounds awesome tbh

Disco cishet 38(

Chronic illness lesbian!!

It’s true

arcane bisexual

Let me go grab my leather jacket-

u rite

I love being a *rolls dice*

Punk lesbian twink

BISEXUAL GAYMER

WTF WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

Googly-eyed queer

Fungal gay guy

It kept telling me I’m a lesbian so I’m just gonna go with Space Gay

I got Craven Horse Girl

condom-bearing goblin

Ok then

arcane gay dinosaur 

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Writer twunk. You fuckin right

I accept who I have been all along. XD

warlike gay

i mean-

“bubbly lesbian” Why is this so true and why am I only realizing this now?

lol i got “awful disaster” and honestly that’s so fucking true

A “horrid bisexual”… FUCK it’s right

I literally got “forsaken” and I’m scared now

I think this generator has got me confused with someone else.

(Probably Remus ngl)

Yeehaw 🤠

dubiously neurotypical androgyne

incredibly accurate if I do say so myself

Edgy cowboy

…yeehaw

Arthurian Bisexual!!!!! The most accurate thing!!!!!!!

Accurate

I got Gastrointestinal Twink.

Yes.

Yes, very.

hyper-fixated disco gay

Yup

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

I found a more current picture

johnny cash...

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

Adding to this, its cause of our executive dysfunction and emotional dysregulation (naturally there’s more things at play than just these two but I’m naming main aspects).

We tend to have alexithymia, meaning we have difficulty identifying and describing own feelings. 

You can’t say how you feel if you legit don’t know.

Self monitoring is an executive function; our self awareness about how we are doing presently .. which is hampered in ADHDers

You can’t say what you think if you legit don’t know.

some roman: it'll be a cold day in hell before your dead girlfriend comes back to life and you're back allowed into florence
guy who's about to write dante's inferno: oh, haven't you heard?