me @ anybody hotter than me
There are still good people in this world. If you can’t find one be one.
Tumblr is a good place to go to watch people passionately argue about things professionals already resolved decades ago.
this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen
arciifer
To the people in the comments saying the guy is doing this “just for show”
He’s not
With this kind of bird, they are VERY attached to their cages, so if you need to replace the cage, you need to the show the bird you’ve destroyed it so it will accept the new one. It’s upset bc the cage it liked is gone, but the cage was too small for it so it needs to be replaced. The bird is fine.
Thank you for explaining that! I’ve been wondering about this video.
That bird was livid!
zamaron
that bird sound like a white frat boy who found out his momma cut off his xbox live subscription
gaspack
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all 2017
I am dying , sis is pissedt!
darvobek
sorry, but arciifer’s comment is…entirely incorrect. first of all, that bird was never kept in that cage, and in fact NO birds should ever be kept in round cages like that, because a cage without corners can cause issues for birds. he’s destroying it to make an example of how bad they are for birds, nothing more.
and the bird isnt angry, either!! they just really enjoy making noise!! she probably just got excited about all the activity. the reason she’s swearing is because she came from a bad home and picked up that language from her old owner. here’s the original video with the full context!
Source: babyanimalgifs
New Art~ ^^ este lo dibuje en especial para una persona a la que quiero mucho, mas bien demasiado // Please~ Do not repost without credits ❤ //
shirotanisans
when people who can’t handle killing stalking are in the tag:
Lights, Camera, Action!
Actors AU~ Some photos of the Koogi’s meeting at Lucca Comics 2017 inspired me… I swear I’ll sell my soul for a KS liveaction!!! Preferably a series, a goddamn looooong series!!
thindiosa
friendly reminder that strawberries are only around ~4 cal a piece and taste like heaven. if you’re going to binge, binge on strawberries
*connor’s phone rings*
jared: *reads the contact name*
jared: dude. you still call your father “daddy”?
*connor answers his phone*
connor, not breaking eye contact with jared: hey evan
jared: *spits out drink*
#18 “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.” connorxevan :)
RAE YOU KNOW HOW TO PULL AT MY HEART STRINGS YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING BUT I AM STILL DOING THIS FOR YOU
my my my my my boys!!
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Evan fell asleep easily. It took them a month or so of dating to get to the point where they were comfortable enough with each other to cuddle, but the first time they did, Evan fell asleep almost the second he curled up against Connor. Over time Connor came to realize that literally any time that Evan was laying down next to something warm, or with a blanket on top of him, he was in danger of falling asleep. Connor was never annoyed by it, he found it endearing. Evan was constantly anxious in his waking life, but sleeping was one of the few times that he looked completely at peace. Connor cherished these moments.
Evan was a totally still sleeper. Once he was in a comfortable position, he wouldn’t move. Much to Connor’s dismay, he wasn’t much of a sleep talker as well (Connor had hoped for Evan to say something cute or funny). Evan would just lay there until he woke up. Sometimes it would seem like he wasn’t even breathing, scaring Connor half to death.
Evan would always wake up and apologize for falling asleep but Connor would brush off the apologies before pulling Evan closer.
Right now, the sun was warm, and Connor for a split second regretted laying out here. All it took was one look at his (sleeping) boyfriend for the heat from the sun to become irrelevant. Evan’s legs were tangled up with Connor’s which was kind of risky seeing how they were on a hammock.
Evan mumbled under his breath and shifted slightly, letting out a puff of air. Connor now recognized these signs as Evan waking up. Right on cue, Evan groaned, and moved his body, rocking the hammock. He opened his eyes sleepily and looked at Evan.
“What ya lookin’ at?” Evan’s voice was heavy with sleep. His cheeks were a rosy pink, and his hair was a complete mess. Connor smirked at his boyfriend.
“You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.” Connor said. Evan blinked at him a few times, his sleepy mind still processing the words. He then blushed even more and buried his head in the crook of Connor’s neck. Connor laughed, and rubbed his boyfriend’s back. All of their movement was shaking the hammock that was already small to begin with, so when Evan moved up to kiss Connor, the hammock tipped over.
The two boys laughed when they hit the ground, the now empty hammock swinging above them.
“I love you,” Evan whispered. Connor gazed back at Evan, and knew for sure that he was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
Ask and ye shall receive!
what if Evan followed Conner and stopped him from killing himself? then they got together…. (sorry i’m tree bros trash)
((Don’t worry I am too))
“Fuck this, I’m outta here.” Connor crumpled the paper into his pocket and ran out of the library. Evan stuffed his laptop in his backpack and dashed out after Connor.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, Connor!” Evan yelled, running to the student parking lot to see Connor crying, leaning against the tree. “What are you doing?”
“What the fuck do you want, Hansen? You want more dirt on me to let people know I’m crazy? Well here’s the biggest piece of information I have–” he took out a pocket knife and held the blade to his arm. Evan’s eyes widened.
“Woah woah woah hey, wait!” He struggled, but managed to pull Connor’s arm away from the blade. Connor was weak, letting out wracking sobs.
“No one cares, no one would blink a fucking eye if I were gone.” Connor threw down the knife. “Everything’s always about Zoe. How perfect she is, how wonderful she is. Nothing I do ever matters.” He covered his face, falling down to the ground. Evan burned red from embarrassment.
“I didn’t–I don’t. I didn’t write the letter because you were in the library. I wrote the letter for therapy. They’re supposed to be little pep talks. Dear Evan Hansen, today’s gonna be a good day and here’s why. Zoe’s someone I look up to because she’s in jazz band and she’s pretty, yeah. But don’t think for a second that I wouldn’t be heartbroken if you were gone.” Evan said. The two were in Bio together and made snarky remarks about the teacher to each other. “B-before you say anything, I know how it feels to think that no one would care if you were gone.”
Connor sniffed. “You do?”
“How do you think I got this cast?” Evan stumbled over his words.
“You fell out of a tree, I got it. The saddest thing I’ve ever heard.” Connor winced at how snarky the comeback came out.
“No. I climbed a tree, a really, really tall tree.” Evan breathed in a laugh. “I looked down, and I let go. I wanted to die, but I have this six week reminder and scars all down my left side that I survived.”
“I-I’m sorry..” Connor said after a moment of silence. Evan shrugged, wiping away a tear.
“It’s in the past, I guess.” Evan whispered. “I don’t think you’re crazy.”
“You don’t?”
“Why would I? I’m the one taking medicine up the ass, and I fell out of a tree.” Evan laughed, making Connor chuckle. “I got some mad splinters though. Hey, if you can answer the door, we can order in a movie and a pizza, I don’t want you being alone tonight.”
“Oh you don’t have to–”
“I insist.” Evan grinned. “I can help you with your English, and we can watch something funny to keep your spirits up.”
Connor was already glad Evan helped make him decide to stay.
Everyone talks about the guitar riff in sincerely me after "dear connor Murphy yes I also miss our talks"
But no one talks about the violin thing in words fail in between “cause I’ve learned to slam on the brake, before I even turn the key” and “before I make the mistake” and “before I lead with the WORST OF ME”
Evan Hansen AU
the same story, but Evan says that he was Connor's boyfriend instead of only friend
evan: how is the world's prettiest boy today?
connor, without looking at evan: i don't know, how are you?
evan, voice cracking, tearing up: fine
