@cincosechzehn / cincosechzehn.tumblr.com
It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
New copypasta just dropped
Same guy
If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.
Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.
Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.
reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.
SIM IS DOING A CONCERT NEAR ME AND I GOT TICKETS I AM SCREAMING
It's not that I don't want to visit, it just wasn't on the list I made in my head
This is... horrific.
Ofc Musk would accuse a Jewish man of being a Nazi.
If y'all haven't read the Forbes article in the link let me also give you a... Clip
"Hey there's accusations that you're being a white supremacist and perpetuating racial violence on your platform. Can you speak on that?"
"💩"
Christ I hate this man.
I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.
I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like
“That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”
The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them. The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover. He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll. Instant spiritual bonding experience. Overcome with emotion, he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor. “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes. “The prophecy was true. This is the chosen one. This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”
Please. I need this indie film.
where's the gofundme op
oh my goddddd
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett
Hi garrett
this came to me in a vision
happy birthday to all goth and emo characters whos creators in strokes of genius made your birthdays on halloween to symbolize how goth and/or emo you are. and to frank iero who this happened to in real life somehow
thank you and happy birthday to these icons and pillars of the community
“I hope this email finds you well”
First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3
The only thing immune to inflation
Now make it a slutty croptop
Pokemon designs are so gauche, its as if they were monsters designed for the amusement of children
would you?
image ID: another edit of the same anti-piracy ad as above. This one reads, "bitch I might"
look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast
Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them
That guy is gonna regret ever doing that photo to the end of his days.
post my angel of discourse. post for me!!!
(In a piercing soprano) Horror movies are unethical because the characters are forced to be scared!
(In a warm, resounding contralto) we should ban sex scenes because the characters were children at some point in their lives!
(In a velvety tenor) All children's entertainment is inherently unethical because it's created by adults for the express purposes of manipulating the minds and emotions of young people before they can think for themseeeeeeeelves!
Y’all not just knocking on the devil’s door, u out here caroling on his lawn
Peace and love on planet earth
OP you cannot just not link the video
