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LIFE CAN SUCK A BIG ONE

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Part 2 my AU: Megatronus - The Fallen AU

Funny version how talking to Optimus's siblings went:

Op: I need you help, I can't defeat Unicron alone.
Eleven of them present in the realm of primes: ha ha nope
Op: okay then I'm gonna free Megatronus and he is my favorite from now.
Primes: :0

When Optimus gives Megatronus freedom he gives him also a deal. Something like "You help me and I will not put you back inside your prison. After we are done with Unicron you can go and do whatever you want as long as you don't cause any trouble" and Megatronus is like "...hello my new favorite sibling". They have a deal. Megatronus can't fight or kill anyone (autobots and decepticons have a peace for now) and Optimus will not put him back to his prison .

Everyone is completly shocked with sudden arrival of the Fallen, and this causes many many awkward situations.

Starting with Megatronus and Megatron. Like. I believe they have some similarities. They both want power, they are great warriors and have a little wild temperament. They would compete with eachother all the time. Megatron becouse he wants to prove he is better (especially before Optimus (yas I love Megop) ) and the Fallen just becouse he likes to tease younger. Bonus points for being overprotective older brother.

Or kids going everywhere after demigod listening to many wild and brutal stories from his time with the rest of his sibling. Bonus if he spills some tea about Optimus not always being so stoick and his past in the wilderness.

Or Rachet just being angry about the fact that Optimus never told anyone that he could literally talk or summon past primes. Or that he is literally the 13th.

Or Starscreem silently trying to make the Fallen join his side and help with ending Megatron.

I have so many ff ideas but I'm shit at writing them so here you go with some dialogs.

If someone wants to write something with this au you are free to do it. Just tag me

• Megatronus & human kids

Fallen: -and this is how we deafeted Unicron the last time!
Jack and Raffael, deeply terrified: . . .
Miko with stars in her eyes: Please tell me more.

I see Fallen as the older brother who already seen his mistakes and wants to change himself a little bit. Just to make sens to some of those below.

• Megatronus & Optimus (already with more then less memories from his past life)

Fallen: ...Show me your scars
Op: Why?
Fallen: I want to know how many times you needed me brother and I wasn't there...
Fallen: You have changed since I last seen you. You... have grown up.
Op: Grown up?... I suppose I had. Killing bots and almost killing myself few times must have changed me after all.
Fallen: So... you knew Megatron before war?
Op: I knew him. At least I thought I did. Once. A long time ago...
Fallen: What was he like?
Op: He was going to change the world for so much better...

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Sorry for missing for such long time. Pls interact repost and you can send me your ideas about it

Part 1:

Miko, playing a online game on her phone: 何こいつら?うざいんだけど死ね!!!

(Translation: Who is this guy? His annoying- JUST DIE.)

Optimus, who was working on decoding the Iacon database now looking at Miko: ミコ、そのような言葉は使わないようにしてくれ。他人の死を願う事はよくない。わかったか?

(Translation: Miko, please refrain from using such language. It is not good to wish upon someone’s death. Do you understand?)

Miko: はぁーい🫤

(Translation: Fine🫤)

Jack and Raf, who were playing video games now staring at the two just casually having a conversation in a whole different language:

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

Lance and Keith end up in a most-disgusting-smoothie competition.  Pidge is caught in the crossfire.

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Are you kidding?? Pidge DEFINITELY enables both of them. She has so many ideas to add too!

(Peanut butter is one. Always include peanut butter.)

But also… 3 month old food goo, literal dirt, straight capsaicin, mushy meat berries, hot dog water, a protein bar that somehow survived in her backpack all the way from Earth—

Pidge is the disgusting smoothie QUEEN.

Hunk is in the corner, crying.

Then Shiro walks into the kitchen, neck deep in mission reports, definitely unaware of their competition.

Lance and Pidge’s eyes meet. They know exactly what the other is thinking.

“Heya, Shiro. Wanna try our smoothie? We made it special!”

Wide eyed innocence on both their faces. Not a hint of mischief here, no sir, absolutely not.

Shiro is still distracted by the mission reports, glances at the smoothie for half a second. “Okay. Sure.”

He holds one hand out for the smoothie, scrolling through his tablet with the other. Barely able to contain his snickering, Lance places the Smoothie of Disgust in Shiro’s waiting hand. Shiro isn’t even looking when takes his first sip.

Then he stops. Stares at the glass.

(No spit take. Sadly.)

Shiro studies the smoothie for a long moment.

Than he just. Shrugs.

And knocks it back.

Drinks.

It.

ALL.

Shiro sets down the now empty glass and flashes them a quick smile. “Thanks,” he says, picks up his tablet again, and leaves the kitchen, presumably to keep working on mission planning.

Hunk is no longer the only one whimpering in the corner.

Why is voltron getting popular again 😭 I've seen so many people on tik tok getting back to voltron

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adam: hey shiro, want to know what your gay name is?

shiro: … my what.

adam: it’s your first name… (gets down on one knee) plus my last name 💍

shiro: omg… adam… :’|^)

shiro: shiro isn’t even my first name