Cigs'n'strings

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

Stairs down to the flooded level deep inside a mine.

Lead boots and scuba gear please

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?

apparently this

has lived rent free in my brain

for ELEVEN YEARS!?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyone else learn to write in tolkien's elvish script when they were like 12, proceed to write 2+ years of diary entries in it and then almost entirely forget how to re-translate them? becos uhhh

help HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOO I just found this passage:

Which translated into English script (phonetically accurate to mimic my pain upon reading this) reads:

FUCK FUCK KILL DIE FUCK

To appropriate galadriel

Some things that SHOULD have been forgotten were found. History became curiosity. Curiosity became a source of mental anguish.

Hewwo, is dat you mistew pwesident

fuck my ass for more daily minecraft videos

Why do we even bother anymore when AI is making better posts than we ever could

You could always learn coding :)

Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her

Lazy boy 

(via)

Something that also works is proving to another entity that you have the hiccups.

You either tell a person or an object (works for me too) i have the hiccups, lemme prove it. And blammo, hiccups-b-gone.

If someone else has the hiccups, tell them to prove it to you. Same effect

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

No Notes forbidden tubby custard lore post.

A comic about international cuisine

Alternative ending by @hellonearth-iii

😐.

I expected this to be horrible but

This dude is my hero.

Dammit, Donald, stop staring