Ciestess

Heard about AMV Hell happening again, cracked my knuckles [and a video editing suite], and made a video for the first time in a while.

Dear Sister… By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. Here’s how I think it’s gonna happen:

whats amazing about this show was that danny got hurt. in most superhero shows, you see a lot of superheroes fighting battles and winning them. and sure, at the end of the day, danny won. but unlike other cartoon protagonists, he also got beat up, like, constantly. this kid took some loony-toon level hits. he has spiderman-level strength and, with his powers, would in any other universe be a total tank, untouchable, undeafeatable. and yet he’s always losing battles. always learning from loss. it’s ironic that a show lowkey-highkey about death was about experiencing loss in so many forms. poor ghost kid, he just makes a joke and keeps fighting.

anyway thats what i loved about this show

I think this shitpost leading to structured analysis is an accurate representation of the phandom

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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i want to you to eat deodorant

happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

“Hollywood is gonna grind to a halt!! Nothing new will come out!! What then??” The shows and movies I haven’t seen already are literally countless and also I am a serial rewatcher

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

Having an existential crisis.

All of the above + singing.

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

imagining scenarios that will never happen

crying

water warm

feels nice

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

@vesselvindicate get peer reviewed

how could you...

Management should feel lucky to be alive.

she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand

Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

I just helped a girl out of a panic attack after she was in a car accident. If you have anxiety or panic attacks or know someone who does read this and use it when you need to. I've suffered from panic attacks most of my life and this method has really helped me.

Most importantly make sure they're taking calming breaths. In for a 2-3 count and out for a 2-3 count.

Stay safe out there, I hope this helps.