the second opening animation for Sailor Moon is literally one of the most aesthetically pleasing things I’ve ever seen so here’s the creditless / textless version

why the fuck the first hero is always drawn lookin like a grown ass man. like sir this is a baby. little baby man

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

Deer enjoying the clear water of Lake Brienz, Switzerland

forgiveness

Also, someone wanna help me with german insults? I have “Arschloch” here, but if someone knows more or better i’d be thankful, i wanna know insults from people who actually know the language so it doesnt sound weird or absurd. Thanks ~

Here we go, this is in NO WAY comprehensive, just a small collection. Men:

Women:

Both:

There are many many more, but I’m done for now xD

tag yourself I’m spargeltarzan and intelligenzallergiker

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

A dream

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what’s this

I’LL GO FIRST

Sometimes even the villains have standards

Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while.

Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless yet entertaining things ever.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

i don’t want to lose track of this

💛 stay safe my loves

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

if i don’t reblog this assume im dead

I have never identified with a video more in my entire life

Still relevant to the video.

This is amazing

HONESTLY YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS OMG

Legends Arceus Spoilers Ahoy

kay, now that I'm in post game and have seen the reveal of Volo as the big bad, does anyone else feel like something is off there?

aside from him constantly popping up in strange places, which is kind of a staple for pokemon characters anyway, there wasn't really any foreshadowing to this being his true nature. There was however a lot pointing to the dorky, caring persona being real

Like, the picture of him and Togepi at the photographer's, that he always checked in on the MC, him having a good relationship with everyone he meets and being lazy about his work but enthusiastic about myths and ruins and the like...

Besides, he's the one who offers to help fix everything and then he says tearing open the sky was all according to plan? Somehow that doesn't make a lot of sense

I mean, I know he's supposed to be the red herring for Cynthia's ancestor and that Mistress C...uh I can't remember her name, is the actual one but otherwise...

And his behavior gets worse with every plate you collect aka with every plate Giratina comes closer to entering the world

That paired with him explicitly stating that he was set on the path to find Arceus by Giratina itself giving him the Spooky Plate makes it seem like Giratina was influencing him over a long period of time, which grew stronger with every step Giratina got to its goal of returning

Also, Volo's eyes kinda go empty when you find him at the temple, which is never a good sign for a character's mental state

Anyway, that's my personal canon now because I won't be satisfied with this outcome as it stands...also I can't excuse that uh "wardrobe change" otherwise

I really, *really* thought it was Giratina who was influencing Volo. Literally once I beat it I was fully expecting Volo to snap out of whatever haze he was in and apologize to us. But nope! It turns out he was the one who feed Giratina, which upset the pokemon of time and space, and what opened the rift. So at that point it couldn't have been Giratina influencing him, because he's the one who went after it, not the other way around.

I honestly thought Darkrai could be the culprit behind this? Like maybe it twisted his mind to the darkness and that's what lead him to seek out Giratina. I mean we have cresselia in the game it makes sense for there to be Darkrai.

I didn't think it was poor writing per say, like I'm satisfied with it. Not necessarily happy, but I thought the twist was nice? I just didn't understand how apparently he's been holding back his true, evil self? Like, it was definitely a switch from dorky, kind of lazy that slacks off, to evil, wants to destroy the world because he doesnt understand it, Volo we see later on.

Idk, I wouldn't mind a middle ground. Where he's still morally questionable, but still the Volo we came to know from the rest of the game. Maybe a redemption arc? Idk, I wouldn't mind a Dlc of legends, I definitely think there's enough characters and story threads to have one.

well, after you catch Giratina the Professor informs you that Volo came to him, explained Giratina decided to watch over the region cuz you whooped its ass (which apparently started its character development for when it flies into a rage over Cyrus trying the same shit as Volo) and then he just calmly left and that it seems like he wants the pokedex finished even more than the Survey Corps as a whole, which makes it sound like he has completely flipped on the whole "beat up God and remake the world" thing cuz if he did why would he want someone to document everything about the world as is?

so I'm gonna stick with Giratina's influence slowly wore off after he was separated from the Spooky Plate and it changed its mind over destroying the world. Cuz I mean Giratina was banished by Arceus because of its incredible violence, it doesn't make a lot of sense for it to be like "hey this kid sucks, imma come through space and time just for that" instead of "this kid has a huge thirst for knowledge and apparently has been through some shit, so I'm gonna use that to make him help me come back"

Darkrai is in the game btw but only as a bonus side quest for having...I think one of the Sinnoh remakes? Foggy on the details but I caught it too

HALLO WEG DA

“His heart knows naught but guilt. Seeks naught but forgiveness.”