Police don’t know laws very well because they rarely have to follow it themselves
junkoenoshimahypnosis-deactivat
Should I take this as a sign?
gotitforcheap-deactivated201611
They went to Supercuts
best-shower-thoughts
If a species is endangered, then the level of concern we have for it is directly proportional to how cute it is. (source)
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
turtle94c
“Whats your safe word?”
diaryofakanemem
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
trashg0d
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
5unflwr
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
pussyprlnt
“Ooo that’s cute”
mysoulrunsdeep
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
becausebirds
Fairy pigeons?
edit: for those concerned about the colorful birds, I was able to find this:
They are dyed and fed a special diet. These are pigeons located in Pearl City Hawaii and the Humane society has certified that they are treated humanely and are not in any danger from the process that changes their coloring. Their keeper (Doug Beter) has been recognized by the humane society for his best practices and his care for the birds.
“Couldn’t leave our scaly children out of the wedding.”
Photos/caption by Paul DlDario and Andreana DiDario
The dream
r-maliciouscompliance
Send the police, there is a black man walking down the street...
…you want the police just because a black man is walking down the street? You got it!
I use to work as a 911 dispatcher and I once took a call from a lady who was complaining about a black man walking down the street. He was doing nothing wrong…except, as she put it, “he’s black and walking down the street”.
best-shower-thoughts
People saying “If humans came from monkeys, why are there still momkeys?” is kind of like saying “If dogs came from wolves, why are there still wolves?” (source)
Because we didn't come from monkeys. We evolved from a common ancestor.
the-treasures-untold-deactivate
Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who
They’re pretty accurate
good-intentixns
oh god why is this me lol help
olivialovesleggings
I’m so glad this came back into my life
toujours-fidele
ahahahahahahah omg
Smoking cigs can damage nearly every part of your body, so live tobacco-free no matter what path you’re following.
Art by Tumblr Creatr @_gabriella_sanchez
Doppelgängers are ghosts of the living. Originally, the centuries-old German word, which translates as ‘double-goer’, was not meant to reference someone who looks just like you. Instead, it refers to a ghostly apparition of a living person- but according to folklore, if you see your own doppelgänger, you’re about to die. Source Source 2 Source 3
Source: didyouknowblog.com