this format is fucking horrifying

“You’re a brilliant mage. I know it’s the truth. And you accomplished that without me. I’m your father. I’m the head of our family and I should have cared for you as you deserved. I should have nurtured your talent and made you feel wanted. And for that failure, and all my others, I am truly sorry. I love you, Simon. Just not the way I should have.”

or: simon's uncle dies, forcing him to return home to confront his past. thankfully his little family of misfits is there to help.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S06E24: Time’s Orphan 

i wanna play a tabletop RPG where my six stats are

gumption

chutzpah

moxie

childlike wonder

the cut of my jib

and a certain je ne sais quoi

also it's funny that we're calling these leaked images and not a fully endorsed and up-for-three-days amazon prime promotional product

They talked about my thing??? on the show????

I sent in a copy of Rad to the Max like three episodes ago and just never heard back, so imagine my shock and delight when they talked about it this time! Luke complimented the mechanics on instagram! I'm just so pleased.

I ended up making this guy for distribution on instagram, so if it's easier, have after it; if not, here's the PDF.

i have a horrible meeting in 15 minutes that technically starts after work finishes...what if I just had a pimms. to help me relax.

horrible meeting turned out fine, final client sign off, operation gardening leave by proxy* is a go

*the plan to get all the projects off my plate by the end of the month so I only have 1 project that needs no input and can essentially have july and august off.

Heard a teen girl at church telling her friend in great detail the full timeline of the jack/ianto relationship including the audio dramas and it's good that children are continuing to respect the old ways and traditions.

#cicak post found in the wild

omg I know this has absolutely exploded the last week. janto 4eva I swear you never forget that stopwatch moment.

Imagine you're an actor on Gotham Knights and you're planning to come out for pride month 2k23 and you confide this in human low battery smoke alarm MISHA COLLINS and he proceeds, before you can come out, to vague tweet about how if someone comes out while he's on his "meditation retreat" he's very proud of them and the insane destiel cockles girlies assume this is about human manscaped ad Jensen Ackles and now you can't fucking come out because everyone is going to lose their fucking minds about whether you coming out means jackles is straight and you can't even bitch out Misha because he turned his phone off while he's getting his asshole bleached in Tahoe

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want