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powerful orcish baculum

@cicaklah / cicaklah.tumblr.com

farms prawns, herds pervs, here to have a good time. likes hitman and oxventure a normal amount. cicak on AO3.

Wished my American sculpture class friend a happy America's birthday and she told me that her father was shocked that we didn't celebrate as "he thought we were supposed to be polite"

My second sculpture is finished (barring hollowing and refinements)

I am less aesthetically happy with her, maybe the refinements will improve it, but other than finishing class that's it for sculpture until September!!

So naturally we went to the pub and now it's half midnight and I am drunk, which is how it should be.

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edgin Darvis/Xenk Yendar Characters: Edgin Darvis, Xenk Yendar, Holga Kilgore Additional Tags: Edging, Orgasm Delay, Minor Simon Aumar/Doric, Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, Languages and Linguistics, Post-Canon, Names, Friends With Benefits Summary:

That’s his name. Don’t wear it out.

After a thousand years*, it is finally done. Please enjoy this deeply silly thing.

*A month

FEMININE HYGIENE TIP: replace the time you spend in the shower shaving with using the showerhead to masturbate. hope this helps.