I’ve been thinking about changing this blog name for a while now esp. since I want to move away from going by kai and I decided I liked this one. I’m gonna keep this pinned for a while for anyone who doesn’t see this post and is wondering who this is.
building a creature i'll go first legs
legs
Legs
eggs
a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
i knew what i must do
[Description: a twenty-three second audio clip of mambo number 5 edited to include the YouTube poop clips mentioned above. End Description.]
Gee, Tumblr would probably really hate it if you shared and spread this damning article … To the surprise of absolutely none of Tumblr’s LGBTQ users, it turns out the independent NYC human rights agency Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) found that Tumblr’s ham-fisted adult content ban in December 2018 disproportionately targeted LGBTQ users. The CCHR’s investigation revealed Tumbler’s moderation algorithms is demonstrably biased against queer content. As part of the settlement, Tumblr was obligated to review their prejudicial anti-gay moderation policies. Even more mortifyingly, they’ve also had to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide unconscious bias training to their moderators. I frankly doubt Tumblr has learned a thing from this humbling experience. Just recently the Tumblr algorithm flagged three ancient posts of mine as violating their terms. All three “offenders” were vintage homoerotic beefcake images (softcore by modern standards) roughly 50 – 65-years-old by Bruce of Los Angeles, Bob Mizer and Tom of Finland. (These are of course pioneering queer artists who routinely faced censorship and imprisonment in the fifties and sixties. Plus ca change!). They've been visible on my page - corrupting viewers - for years at this point. I appealed all three immediately. Only the Tom of Finland one was approved. The other two are now hidden. So, they haven't learned much. Apparently, Tumblr – who loves to declare how hip, youthful, inclusive and progressive their values are - wants to restore trust with their queer users. I’d recommend we remember their hypocrisy when Pride rolls around and Tumblr splashes rainbow flags everywhere and attempts to pink wash their image.
In honour of Pride Month, this is worth a reblog! Don’t buy into Tumblr’s hypocritical “pink washing.”
i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...
tarot card reading except i just make "ooo" "ah" and "wow" sounds the whole time instead of telling you what the cards mean
Is that... supposed to be me.?
With the amount of mumbling, chuckling and general head shaking I do I guess one could say I'm "de Trollenkoning"
pissing off the cishet eene fans on twitter by submitting that joel dickie interview to an “lgbt character of the day” account and labeling trans woman double dee as canon.
You can’t just leave a gem like this in the tags!
This was because I told Dutch people to wear their helmets when riding a bicycle
Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.
Just to make sure no one schedules meetings on top of my D&D sessions, BUT ALSO to avoid any chance of my coworkers figuring out when I’m playing D&D, I always block sessions out on my calendar with the appointment title:
It’s not a lie, I’m discussing with a small group how to resolve conflict. Not my fault that the answer is often violence.
Bro I love you but if I saw in the communal calendar that one of my coworkers had attended thirty conflict resolution seminars over the last year then I would immediately assume they had committed innumerable acts of workplace violence and management was too scared to fire them
also somwtimes when you dont understand a piece of art it's not bc ur dumb it's bc you havent had the very particular emotional experience that it's trying to invoke in you and you just cant relate. which is also why sometimes you will hear a mountain goats song and say Meh and then you go through some shit and you listen to it again and lose your fucking mind at how real and raw it is. art is how we communicate with each other about experiences that cannot be adequately represented straightforwardly with language. sometimes you have to abstract your representation of the experience in order to truly communicate how big and insane it felt
I think nationalized healthcare has made a lot of Europeans think they are physically invincible which is actually more endearing than anything else. like yes it's very stupid but good for you Jens, chain-smoking on your bike at 30mph without a helmet on the way to your third illegal rave. I am extremely jealous unironically
single funniest line in all of anime
and yes that is literally word for word what he says
i think as adults it's our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least
who is this and why did he hurt me
This is how I feel I sound when I try to tell others about my lost media archiving
Hot take: Every game made specifically for Esports is big trash.
You cannot invent an Esport, you have to start by making a good game that people like to play and naturally get good at. If you make a game that only exists to be played on camera by hyper-elite pro gamers then all that you've really done is make a game whose only audience is elitist twats. It won't be fun, no one will want to play it, and the only way anyone will pay attention to it is if there's cash incentives. Cash incentives you cannot afford because your game is a flop.
Bringing this back now that Overwatch has managed to die a second time
