can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

forbidden honey
slORP
Dip some a that shit in my tea and the depression is soothed away
If you dropped some in your tea it would form a prince Rupert’s drop, and if you bit it it would shatter in your mouth, likely killing you
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Huh
Huh
Hhhhhhh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT
The Balance!
I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it
OMG
to restore the balance
good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep
what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck
everybody a hoe
Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?
I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

this is literally honestly a fucking bop
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
the economy may be failing and we may be dying but at least the jean meme is over
no way in hell am i passing this up
a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.






