WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh

Matthew Daddario photographed by Taylor Miller

King Henry VIII’s wives when they heard “It’s a girl!”

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 

THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE JESUS

SHE HAS THE BEST LAUGH

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS 😂

Intimidating borks. 🔊