I was driving up to a friend’s for the weekend on Friday and nearly broke down in tears because I saw a billboard on the side of a southern highway. It had the same yellow background with red text that those awful, ubiquitous “Jesus Saves!” billboards have. I nearly missed it.
It said:
“Rejoice! God loves trans kids!”
I have a photo of it! From a tweet I saw about this lovely sign the other day.
drake?
josh?
where’s the body of christ?
The Masquerade but it goes both ways. Humans don’t know vampires exist and vampires don’t know humans exist.
Okay but what would Vampires drink if not human blood
They drink human blood but the Camarillia covers up that it comes from humans, most vampires think they’re just drinking from oddly weak and non-pale vampires.
what next werewolves dont know wolves exist?
That is correct, they don’t know either wolves or humans exist they just think a lot of werewolves refuse to shift out of one of their forms.
was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????
piplup with two guns what will he do 😳
SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭
Deleting all dating apps because I wanna meet someone the old fashion way, stepping into a faerie circle and being whisked away to the land of faerie to marry a faerie Prince
I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year
We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please
I like my apocalypses one at a time please.
Sark overheard this playing partway through and he yells "IS THAT CHICKEN MATH???" yes it is. This is exactly how it works.
received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
the fucking eagles got him
I’m not bitter
I am bitter
Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!
The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught
Add the phantom of the Opera !
If you allow me-
hey.. dont cry .. 1 million mg prozac , ok ?
I think this would fix me. But only once.
This is what I sound like talking about my current hyperfixation to people
Y'all're free to get your ears pierced if you like, but I have long maintained the secret to a long life is to avoid having pieces of steel driven through your body.
yeah well I "reality shifted" into your mom last night
I remember being in highschool watching Supernatural and seeing all the imagery of Sam Winchester with snakes and demon blood despite being the "Good brother who eats healthy and makes normal life choices and thinks about ethics and morality"
And of Dean Winchester's association with angels and self-sacrifice despite being the "Simple brother who likes porn and strippers and pie and doesn't mind killing"
And I kept thinking that with all the violent escalation against both heaven and hell that it would be so poetic and inevitable for them to defeat both God and the Devil only to realize that the natural order exists for a reason, and that someone has to fill those roles,
And I thought it was so inevitable that Sam, the good and righteous one with dark impulses would resign himself to ruling Hell while Dean, the brash and violent one so anxious to know that he might be good would rule Heaven, and neither would die but instead remain diametrically opposed yet tied together in eternity in undeath just as they were in life, a master of heaven and a master of hell maintaining the balance of life and death as brothers, equals and opposites
And that seemed like such a foreshadowed and bygone conclusion that I was certain that it was what the writers had planned
And then it....... didn't
best thing about oingo boingo is they sound exactly how you would expect a band called oingo boingo to sound
So my village has a charity christmas fair on the last sunday before christmas every year. My sister is in charge of organizing prizes for the lottery/tombola, and she always writes to local businesses to donate items, gift cards, whatever. The companies are usually really generous, it's awesome. First prize is s flat screen tv from a electronics dealer.
We have one shop for home decor that's sadly giving up its business, and donated a whole box of glass decorations.
Among them, this glass shrimp. In a fancy jewelry box.
I'm the only one who loves him 🥺❤. My sister wanted to throw it in the bin because 'who would want a glass shrimp'.
So.
Like and Reblog if you'd want to win a glass shrimp in a tombola, i guess? Let's save him from the bin!
