Don’t stick em in a stew

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🖤 you 🖤

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✨🕷 MCR 🕷✨

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roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant

yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you

these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening

hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing. 

They do what

i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle

the what saddle

the birthday saddle

Enjoying nature 🌿🍃 DM for prices 🐾

new term thats completely inclusive!!!!!

Everybody on Earth

Astronautphobia never sleeps

Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong 64, in its entirety (including picking up every single banana) and all money would go to a UK charity for trans youth (Mermaids) and his initial goal was $3,000 and now it’s been 26 hours into the stream and he’s already over $51k. I just need people to know about this https://m.twitch.tv/hbomberguy

Also, he’s doing it to spite Graham Lineman, a transphobic prick who did some work in some good shows, and helped get Mermaids’ funding by the National Lottery suspended, so because of his temper tantrum, as of the writing of this reblog, he’s raised almost $130k!

i joined and everyone’s talking about OllyTube’s cum what happened

Some other highlights:

-The game keeps breaking up from the seams because the emulator just BARELY can handle the game’s code hacks. The chat has to constantly remind him to save the game in case it crashes entirely.

- Harris took 6 hours off camera to sleep and in the meantime the chat devolved into shitposting about feet and teeth (or FEETH).

- Meanwhile on twitter: Glinneham is throwing a pissy transphobic tantrum on twitter due to the stream while #ThanksGraham has started trending in Europe, U.S. and Australia. 

-Insane amount of guest streamers including Chelsea Manning, Jim Sterling, Ollie Thorn and the game’s composer and DK’s voice actor, Grant Kirkhope

- Kirkhope saying TRANS RIGHTS in his DK voice.

(2018)

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

So that…explains a lot.

Climate change deniers

We like, totally had a few cold days so like… Climate change who???

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

people who think cis is an acronym crack me up

As a cishet male, it took me a long time to realize that just meant “cisgender heterosexual.”

But if we’re talking acronyms, it could have accurately stood for “cargo-included shorts / hides emotions terribly” as well.

we can forgive you for not knowing what cishet is but cargo shorts? that is too far

I’m hoping to get a pardon due to extenuating circumstances on this one.

You see, as a white cishet guy who regularly shaves off all my hair, wearing cargo shorts is about the most overt way I can think of to broadcast to everyone in the vicinity:

DO NOT BE ALARMED! THIS HUGE NERD IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A SKINHEAD!

wait… what does trans stand for then?

They stand for each other and for a world without fear

Flavoracle definitely has a third eye and it’s wide open honey

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

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this is so bad this is the worst thing

In the Sixties, you could purchase a ticket to see The Beatles live in concert for $2.50, $3.50, $4.50 and $5.50. With inflation, that amounts to approximately $19, $27, $34 and $41 in present day. To. See. The. Beatles. Live.