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If Tumblr Sinks Then I’ll Sink With The Cringe

@chunkyramen

I’m y/n and simp for fictional characters
I don’t make the rules
27 |they/them|
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glumshoe

“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I’VE BEEN MASC VELMA THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

Nice cosplay

THESE WERE JUST THE CLOTHES I WAS WEARING WHEN I MADE THIS POST

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sometimes you just gotta listen to music at a volume that you know will be part of the cause of your hearing loss at the age of 28

hey yall. im 25 now and i already have tinnitus <3 dont do this. LOL

oh btw for those saying “i already have tinnitus haha it cant get worse” YEAH IT CAN BITCH! if you want to listen to music loud do it on speakers at least. headphones will Beam Pain Waves Directly Into Your Cochlear Hair Cells and a 10kHz Tone Loud Enough Will Give You Psychic Damage Forever

if i have to fucken, translate it to something you’ll understand? Imagine theres a picture of garfield here saying

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO HEARING LOSS

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girlmuppet

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

yeah hang on

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

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kiriska

The person getting tricked by oncoming bike lights is me. The person yelling BEEP BEEP bombing down a hill is actually also me.

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balvana

Some of you might know that I'm a huge fan of the Yakuza/Like a Dragon series 🥰 But as dumb as it sounds.. I never had the courage to touch this universe in terms of art 😅 Until today 😆 We just recently finished the last spin off game and my mind is filled to the brim with inspiration and silly moments/thoughts we had while playing 🤣💖 I hope you enjoy my dumb contribution to this beloved franchise 🙈

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Creating a marble sculpture Joey Marcella Link to full vid in comments

WOW

What happens to all the unused marble chunks?

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lierdumoa

chess sets?

Actually…if you want to know historically, I can supply an answer.

During the Renaissance, if it was quality marble, it was ground up into a coarse dust that was used as a pigment, a textural additive for paintings and reliefs. Some pressed it into chalk and crayon-like pastels. It’s the main ingredient in gesso canvas preparatory gloss and both Marmorino and Venetian plaster. If a poorer quality marble, it was used a composite stone (grout, mortar, early concrete) or paving additive. Stucco treatments were even made with it. It even had some medicinal applications, due to the fact that it contain calcium carbonate and other minerals.

Now it can be used to make carbon dioxide for carbonated beverages.

I was not prepared for that last line.

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Toby Fox appears in the recent documentary “Earthbound, USA” credited as “Radiation”, his name during his early Earthbound hacking days.

This may be our most recent camera appearance of Toby after a long time! It’s really cool to see him in real life (Gonna need a bit more convincing that he’s real though..)

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Was making food to bring over to my grandfather so i made him a little chicken pot pie (I know it looks like shit you need to be nice to me) and i cut out some letters in the pastry to spell out “Papa” for him, because that is what he is called, and i thought it would be Nice, but it backfired somehow and now i have to hand him a fucking fap pie. fuck my baka life

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3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

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That jump is the funniest shit

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

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syanah

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

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argumate

something about reference frames

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sindri42

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.