The Grey Area

A Vanitas sculpture, late 19th Century

It must be weird being a twin and getting hello’s from strangers and not being sure if they are people you’ve met and forgotten about.

An octopus has 8 tentacles, an octagon has 8 sides, but October is the 10th month..

i never thought of it that way @the-white-eye, i was hesitant to think about doing this but now i really really want to XP

getting ready for my SUPERHELL 100% speedrun

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

that’s gon-

that’s gonna leave a-

i probably spend too much time in my computer chair

This is my brother.

sorry for sitting on him

Social media is the only place where you get excited that a stranger is following you.

“Where are you” has probably never been asked in sign language

Josh Perrett | @josh.perrett

A clock tells its own time of death.

Smartphones make standing in line alone a lot less awkward.

Tomorrow will be better.