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@chucktaylor96

Charlotte! 22 yrs old. Architect in training
My blog makes me feel hilarious
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catchymemes

Slightly uncomfortable dump

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ayusaurus

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

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Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.

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firekill1015

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

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gudakko

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

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closetedguyy

are you going to make shoelaces as well

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sansv0re

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

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anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

STOP

Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like

this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it

Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge

Tumblr: the reawakening

This has so much raw energy

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rickykay169

I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like…..poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day

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scienced

Sounds like they managed a completely accurate representation of Team Rocket.

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kyloren

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck /// Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

this isnt a parallel i asked for nor expected but i aint complaining

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rustyjnails

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!? WHO WROTE IT, WHO DREW IT, WHO ANIMATED IT, WHO VOICED IT, WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT? I NEED THEM ALL GATHERED IN A ROOM CUS I JUST WANNA TALK?!?!?

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gahdamnpunk

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

Spite goals

Her name is Letitia Chai, she is Korean, and her presentation was “Acting in Public: Performance in Everyday Life”.

Her demonstration drew two dozen supporters. She was wearing a modest shirt and some cut-off shorts (which we can’t see in the images here because they’re mostly hidden by her laptop, exacerbating the need for retort against her professor’s disagreement with them). When her professor also asked what Chai’s mother would think of her attire, she informed him that she’s a gender and sexuality professor.

Letitia Chai: Chaotic good