Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

HE JUST FUCKIN MOVES ROUND THE CURTAIN OH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST META JOKE I’VE EVER SEEN

The musical that gave us, among other things, Draco Malfoy wanting a rocketship, “Rumbleroar” and of course Cornelius Fudge looking Voldemort in the eye and saying “I STILL DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK”

In other words, the best Harry Potter adaptation EVER

quick interruption in my normal content to say Starkid>>>

Anyone remember that scene in TDM where the Betty crew is at the Walmart trying to find East River, and the other group of kids offers to trade the info for Ruby, and Liam absolutely refuses even though they had just met Ruby and Liam had been looking for East River for forever?

Because I think about it a lot. He is so kind and pure I’m in love

Bringing this back because this scene is SLEPT ON.

Ruby herself was literally asked for as collateral in exchange for info abt East river- which is GROSS, SEXIST, and just DISGUSTING- but even though Liam only knew her for what?? a month?? a week?? he refused the deal and instead sent Ruby away with Zu so she’d be faith.

Summary- WE DON’T DESERVE LIAM YALL

Okay, Ruby making a mental note to give Chubs a hug after finding out Vida and Liam were teasing him is so pure??

I love their friendship.

The ruby/vida friendship is slept on y’all

been a while since ive blogged about the darkest minds but to be quite frank i used to be absolutely obsessed and i feel as tho y'all need to know that i used to be a die hard tdm stan

I will singlehandedly revive this fandom- watch me

The only good boys in Netflix’s The Society

Pre-dawn raid. Yeah, like a pre-dawn raid, you know, like take him by surprise.

Roman : Why don’t you have a boyfriend ?

Zu : Because Chubs is strict.

Zu : And Liam says I’m too young

Zu : And Ruby said she would personally take on any boy who will come near me.

Zu : And Vida says I don’t need a boy to take care of me.

Zu : You ?

Roman : You have a strict… everything.

I love this

Jude; The Darkest Minds.

❝I don’t want to just see someone’s face; I want to know his shadow, too.❞

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

Suzume “Zu” Kimura; The Darkest Minds.

❝Zu once blew up an AC unit, and all she did was walk by it.❞

This is perfect

Suzume “Zu” Kimura; The Darkest Minds.

❝Zu once blew up an AC unit, and all she did was walk by it.❞

Lawful evil

Ruby cried the first time she saw the stars. That’s it. Just that.

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

Never not reblog.

WHY have I never found this before?

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Fat mood