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i'm so sick of being the only person who can make simple connections of how doing a thing to the ecosystem has effects. so so so so sick NO ONE knows the ways of the plants

sorry just venting over how i am so so so small and the task is so so so big

This year, I had a balcony garden.

I wanted to last year but I 'never got round to it'. I kill a lot of plants (not on purpose. ADHD and constant watering is hard, and sometimes it's just me confused as fuck about why I suddenly have x thing happening to my leaves) and kind of felt it was hopeless anyway.

Then I was reading your posts, and how you were seeing biodiversity in even small little hopeful changes. And I was like. Hey. Even if I do kill the plants. They will feed insects for a little, while they survive, and after, I can put them in my compost pile and they will feed more insects, and the flowers (if I get any) will feed bees (which are my special children) and so, even if it doesn't give me food, and even if they die, it might be worth it to try.

I never ate the cilantro. Turns out my flatmate has the soap gene. But it flowered like CRAZY and there were SO many happy pollinators.

I ate so many green onion shoots. The bulbs I still haven't pulled because they just keep giving me shoots to eat.

The mint is going HAM and also the insects loved the flowers.

The cucumber plants went absolutely APESHIT and produced flowers ALL SUMMER, and they were BEAUTIFUL, and I couldn't walk outside without a bee or, occasionally, a butterfly dropping by. It's STILL FLOWERING in NOVEMBER in PHILLY and now I have ladybugs and fireflies. FIREFLIES! I didn't see a single one last year and now they love my balcony and I love them so much. I only got two cucumbers but I don't even care.

I had a bunch of nonedibles in a little greenhouse thing, and they flowered too, and I'd find random bugs (a grasshopper. Huge. Massive) in there hanging out. They died when the greenhouse got blown over but they lasted longer than I ever expected to keep a plant alive.

The birds came by my balcony despite the cat avidly watching them by the window. More types of birds, too. And my little compost box is constantly happy with fruit flies and regular flies and things I don't recognize. I never did get around to buying worms, but I haven't had to because the insects are having a blast in there and every time I think "oh, it'll be full" it is, once again, not full because it has been broken down further.

There is a tiny ecosystem on my 6th floor apartment balcony because you get excited about plants, and it was inspiring enough to get me off my ass. Because even if I didn't eat my plants, you reminded me SOMETHING ELSE WOULD.

The task is so so big. But if my fruit flies can eat an entire watermelon (yes. There was an entire watermelon in my compost bin at one point), I think you and I can tackle this watermelon together.

...Oh...Sheds a single tear that contains so much happiness

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Tidy Up Tuesday #101

Unfortunately while I did do some searching etc, at the time I posted the Friday sexy male armor post I was not aware that Terese Neilsen was exposed as a TERF, racist and general reactionary terrible person back in 2019 - which is why Wizards of the Coast stopped working with her. (Those Terese very much still tries to associate herself with Magic the Gathering).

After discovering this I applied an edit to the post, and looked into her current goings on - I don't think a redemption arc is coming any time soon. Thank you to @araglar for the notification.

Female Armor Bingo

For those that weren't aware, the bingo is not intended as a highly targeted tool for real analysis, but rather a sort of fun conversation starter and general indicator.

As we've posted before, it's not necessary for it to be tailored for any given item - or any given bingo to be 100% accurate (particularly given there are always some areas that are up for debate). It's just for illustrative purposes.

And honestly one of the saddest things about that is that in all the years we've been doing this - there hasn't been much innovation or need to adapt it to the times.

I'm beginning to think that part of the reason brodudes are mad all the time is they know that "woke" perverts are way more fun and creative than they will ever be.

-wincenworks

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Rafael the racist Immigrant, hater of progress.

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zigdirty

The person that wrote this headline should win a national award in journalism. I’m not joking at all, I’m dead serious.

This headline says EXACTLY what’s important and doesn’t obfuscate anything.
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I’m going to explode today I think (probably into confetti) but I’ll be fine I’ll just do my best

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alexriesart

Unusued Precursor concepts for Subnautica: Below Zero. Wanted to make them freaky and cute.

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they used the attention the world gave the superbowl to conduct a massacre. they used the attention the world gave the grammy’s to conduct a massacre. they are now going to use the attention the world will give to the met gala to begin the rafah invasion.

eyes on rafah.

THE INVASION BEGAN BY THE WAY.

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gonna make a new post for it since the situation has changed but basically

hi i’m cheavy, host of a disabled transmasc system. we just escaped our abusive family with pretty much just the clothes on our back and our rabbit, and now have an apartment. we’re low on funds and we need to head by tomorrow for needed stuff(forks, bowls, blankets, pillows, clothing because we do not have any changes of pants and only three shirts, etc) and to try and get testerone at the planned parenthood nearby, as well as food of course.

we’re gonna try and get a job, but we’re pretty much gonna be living on mutual aid for a month until our girlfriend comes

cashapp: $theteufortdozen

venmo: @ theteufortdozen

please reblog if you can, once june comes around we’ll probably not need donations anymore

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rhinexstone

My fav version of poison ivys power origin story is a lá Thorns (medically tortured as a kid) and when she learns about a literal child following batman around she FREAKS OUT.

Ivy gets batman alone then serves him a total curveball: she wants to vaccinate Robin from most of her toxins. Bruce thinks it’s a trap until word on the street is that Scarecrow and joker had multiple poisons stolen. He confronts ivy and she admits to stealing them but it’s for the proposed vaccine for Robin.

The rules are that he’s not allowed any samples of the vaccine, and Robin stays with her for three hours for the vaccine to fully absorb into his system. Batman can stay with him, but only in the same room as she might need to use lab equipment.

So every Robin gets the very odd experience of having their biannual vaccine from Ms. Poison Ivy, where they are all on their best behavior and get biodegradable stickers while Bruce just very patiently sits next to them like >:| with one of those temperature guns aimed at their heads

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Jbreel Farroukh- elderly diabetic woman

Vetting: social media content going back to 2018, lots of highlights with others, mom & at work. instagram: Jbreel.f98 & fardousfarroukh & emjbreelfarroukh & company IG toptech

You can see how much love Jbreel has for his mother in all of his content with her, multiple members of the family reached out hoping for help with sharing their story. He is an ambitious young man who lost his company but has hope to save his diabetic mother & to help his sister escape to finish her pharmacy degree. Please consider helping them inch towards their goal with any tiny donation or by giving a heart or sharing their story-

I appreciate you helping their family to feel seen & heard during these terrible times

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“Target Israel and we will target you,” the senators tell Khan, adding that they will “sanction your employees and associates, and bar you and your families from the United States.”

Rather ominously, the letter concludes: “You have been warned.” In a statement to Zeteo, Democratic Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland said, “It is fine to express opposition to a possible judicial action, but it is absolutely wrong to interfere in a judicial matter by threatening judicial officers, their family members and their employees with retribution. This thuggery is something befitting the mafia, not U.S. senators.”
While neither Israel nor the United States are members of the ICC, the Palestinian territories were admitted with the status of a member state in April 2015. Khan, a British lawyer, was appointed as the ICC’s chief prosecutor in February 2021, a week after the court had already decided, by majority, that its territorial jurisdiction extended to “Gaza and the West Bank.”
In the wake of the attacks of Oct. 7, 2023, Khan announced that the court had jurisdiction over any potential war crimes committed both by Hamas militants in Israel and by Israeli forces in Gaza. The ICC, per the Rome Statute of 2002, can charge individuals with war crimes, crimes against humanity, and genocide – and recent reports suggest Israeli officials increasingly believe that the ICC is preparing arrest warrants for Netanyahu and other senior cabinet and military officials.
On Friday, The Hague-based office of the chief prosecutor published an unprecedented statement on Twitter, calling for an end to threats of retaliation against the ICC and attempts to “impede” and “intimidate” its officials. The statement added that such threats could “constitute an offence against the administration of justice” under the Rome Statute.