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I read this as the beta male and alpha male talking to each other 💀
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Anyway I hope their date goes well
assign the poor innocent fool you reblogged this from a fursona
if they already have a fursona you gotta give them a new one
Joseph Vargo, one of my favorite artists
6pm you know what that means... time to put a lot of broccoli into a big pan
[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]
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if u see my posts where i talk about thinfs i dont like because this is my blog, where i express my opinions, because they are mine and so is my blog, and your instinct is to whine that i should let people enjoy things or otherwise defend yourself to me i think you need to very honestly ask urself why it is that me having opinions that are mine on my blog that is mine affects u and ur emjoyment of ur dumb shit so profoundly that u must defend yourself personally to a stranger on the internet who didnt know u even existed before u startwd yapping in their notes. also ask urself if maybe u are a huge pussy
if we’re mutuals feel free to use me as a powerful summon during a tough battle
locked room mystery a cowboy rides into town on friday, stays for three days, and rides away on a puddle of water. how can this be? ice horse
reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually
look at this absolutely fucking MINISCULE rabbit. i am sharing it with you. i hope it improves your day
(photo credit to frobunnius on twitter)
turned on the light in my pitch black bathroom and all 3 of my cats were on their hind legs, in a circle, beating the shit out of each like some secret feline fight club
for visual reference