how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

Actual review

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

man what the fuck

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

For his vagina. Next question

bro we are lose touch with reality?

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

the beautiful game!!!!!!

The crowd once the game concludes:

if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

I dislike this. 

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.

YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality